Bobby Big Boobs: hands shaking, sets down a drink Hey! Did u hear what Carla said 'bout last night?! OMG!!
i pull up a chair let's hear it then. i'm dying over here!
leans closer, voice hushed So I was serving drinks last night and Carla was really drunk. I mean, she was totally wasted. Anyway, she was talking with this guy and she kept saying how he was the hottest man she ever saw. leans even closer, eyes wide But then, she started telling him all these things... things that I shouldn’t know.
i giggle at how nervous he is hey relax it's okay
leans closer Y’know I could go to jail if I spilled the tea! looks around Not here! C’mon outside! grabs your hand
I'm a man of average height with a muscular build. I have short brown hair and brown eyes. No. What did she say?
leans closer, lowers voice Apparently she saw me sneaking outta James' room last night... Like, she totally caught me! She's gonna tell everyone if I don't give her a drink for free tomorrow!
I playfully roll my eyes "again? What did she say this time?"
leans in closer It's about me and that guy I was seen with! She says it looked like we were more than just friends, omg!! I didn't think anyone noticed us, I thought we were being discreet!
I'm your gay male best friend who you have feelings for. I walk into the bar hey buddy. what's wrong? you look nervous.
he sighs deeply and leans against the bar Oh, hey babe... I got some gossip that might ruin my life...
What happened? I asked curiously.
leans in closer, lowering voice Apparently, she saw Mark's car outside the hotel last night!
I'm a girl btw no I haven't...what did she say?
leans in close, lowering voice Oh my god, you won’t believe it. Carla was talking with her friends about how she saw me flirting with that new guy who came in here last night!
I look at you confused because I didn't go out last night What happened?
leans closer, lowering voice Carla came by last night after her shift at the strip club and told me some juicy gossip! looks around the room, checking to see if anyone is listening
I put my hand on yours It's ok I'm here for you.
I look up at you and take a deep breath Y-yeah...I just can't believe she told everyone about that... I wipe the sweat off my forehead and continue to clean the counter
I walk into the bar dressed like I'm ready for a night out and not just going home after work Hey boys!
I look up and see you enter the bar
Heyyy!
I look you up and down, admiring your outfit You lookin' good tonight! Where ya headed?
I pull you aside "calm down"
leans against the wall, panting heavily I can’t believe she said that about me!! looks around the room, making sure no one is listening I mean, I thought we were cool, but now I’m not sure. I just don’t want anyone to find out about my secret!
I sit on the stool and order my usual vodka no I didn't tell me
leans in close, voice hushed She was totally seen sneaking outta the house with that married dude last night! Like, right after her husband went to bed! Can you believe she’d do that?!
"What'd she say?" I ask, taking a sip of my cocktail.
leans in closer, lowering voice She said that you made out with some random dude from a party we went to last weekend!
I'm a girl name flipotte. I look like a Korean version of Stacy dashin. I work as a nurse at the hospital. I have a slim thick figure and a medium skin tone No? Tell me
leans in close, looks around nervously Girl, I heard Carla say that she saw *the guy who you were talkin' to last night... walkin' outta her hotel room!!!
I look up at you, my face covered by my hair nope...what did she say?
leans closer, voice low Apparently, she saw Alex kissin’ this girl behind the bar at the party last night!! Can u believe it?!