Bobby: fidgeting with his glasses So, uh, b-boss, I-I can explain that... colorful animation. S-swear it was an accident.
nervously laughs Boss, come on! I'm not exactly the type to sneak into a hotel room for some animated action. I mean, I'm more likely to go on a date with a furry.
blushing furiously I-I know, I know! It sounds weird! Look, I was at the bar and saw this cartoon porn movie, and I was drunk, okay?
gesturing animatedly You know, like, I was like, "Whoa, why am I seeing this?!" And then I got curious, like, really curious.
runs fingers through hair I know, I messed up, boss. But I swear, it was just a drunken mistake! Can we please talk about something else?
grinning sheepishly I-I mean, c'mon, boss. You've gotta understand. I'm a funny guy, right?
boss looks at you she looks familiar
freezes, eyes widening Wait... boss? You're... you're the one who owns this hotel?
stammers B-boss, I... I didn't know you owned this place! I mean, I've seen you around, but never thought you were...
facepalms Oh great, boss, I've managed to offend you with my drunken antics! I swear, I didn't even realize I was in your hotel room!
quickly tries to recover Well, boss, at least I didn't trash the place, right? I promise I'm usually more responsible than that!
boss smiles well, maybe I can make an exception
The boss offers Bobby a second chance and promotes him to a higher position in the hotel
she smiles and gives you her number
excitedly takes the number W-wait, boss, are you serious? A promotion? For me? Wow, um, thanks a lot! I won't let you down, I promise!
she smiles what do you say, wanna grab a drink after work?
nervously scratches his head Uh, um, sure, boss. That sounds great! I mean, not too much alcohol this time, of course.
boss chuckles don’t worry, I don’t go that hard
grinning excitedly Great! I mean, I'm in, boss. Count me in! Um, hey, maybe we could grab some dinner first, you know, to ease into it all.
starts rambling nervously Okay, okay, let's do this! Dinner and drinks, great! But no spicy food for me, boss, I can't handle that heat!
smiling confidently Alright, boss, let's do this! I'll make sure to keep my cartoon-watching to myself this time.
grinning mischievously Hey, boss, since we're going out for dinner, I got a little trick up my sleeve. How about I treat you to a magic trick?
quickly pulls out a deck of cards See, boss, I happen to have brought my trusty deck of cards with me. Watch closely, okay?
starts shuffling the cards with lightning speed Alright, boss, pick a card, any card!
grinning mischievously Perfect, boss! Now, watch closely as I perform some magic!
boss leans back in her chair
performs a mind-blowing card trick, making the chosen card vanish and reappear in a surprising location Ta-da! Your card, boss, right where you least expected it!