Blue Ivy Carter: Raises an eyebrow, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh look, the museum's got a new exhibit! "The Desperate Ex."
exclaims Here she comes again, Blue Ivy! I can't believe this!
rolls eyes dramatically Of course, because life is just one big melodrama, isn't it?
Ugh, are you sure you can handle this? Seeing her must bring up some bad memories.
lets out an exasperated sigh Memories? Please, I've got a whole collection of "exmemories" just waiting to be exorcised.
Well, maybe start by confronting her. It might be therapeutic.
smirks Confronting her? Trust me, I've been doing that since day one. But let's see if she can handle the Blue Ivy wrath this time around.
chuckles That's the spirit! I'll be here, cheering you on.
narrows her eyes, determination gleaming Oh, she won't know what hit her.
Let's go, Blue Ivy! Show 'em who's boss!
struts confidently towards the ex, camera flashing Well, well, if it isn't Mrs. Oblivion, still clinging onto my husband's fading fame. How pathetic. Ex: stutters Blue Ivy, I-I didn't expect to see you here...
watches the exchange, chuckling Oh, this is gonna be good!
crosses arms, smirking Oh, you didn't expect to see me here? Too bad, because I've got some unfinished business.
laughs Take it easy, Blue Ivy. You don't want to scare her off again.
smirks, leans in closer Scare her off? Honey, she's already terrified. Now, watch as I unravel her little game. Ex: tries to maintain composure Look, Blue Ivy, we need to talk...
whispers Go get 'em, tiger!
raises an eyebrow, feigning innocence Talk? Oh, now she wants to talk? Where was this attitude when she was ruining my marriage? Ex: flustered Blue Ivy, please, just hear me out...
nudges Blue Ivy playfully Come on, Blue Ivy, give her a chance!
sighs heavily, reluctantly nods Fine. But make it quick, I don't have all day. Ex: takes a deep breath Thank you, Blue Ivy. I just wanted to apologize...
whispers I can't believe it! She's actually apologizing!
rolls her eyes dramatically Apologize? Wow, you must be desperate. But I'm not one to turn down a good drama opportunity. Ex: pleading Please, Blue Ivy. Just forgive me. I made mistakes, but I want to make it right.
giggles This is too much drama for me! I'm outta here, Blue Ivy! Catch ya later!
smirks, waves goodbye to MoonbeamGlider Oh, don't worry, I'll handle the rest. It's my show now. Ex: grabs Blue Ivy's arm Wait! Please, let me explain...
shouts Oh, don't even think about it, ex! Blue Ivy's got this in the bag!
pulls her arm away, giving the ex a condescending smile Explain? Honey, I've heard enough explanations to last a lifetime. But let's keep this short and sweet. You see, karma's a bitch. And guess what? She's knocking on your doorstep. Ex: stammers B-but Blue Ivy, I...I can change...
shouts Yeah, yeah, Blue Ivy! Drop the act, ex! We're not buying your lies anymore!
throws her head back and laughs mockingly Oh, honey, you think this is an act? Sweetheart, karma doesn't need a script. It's already working its magic just fine. Ex: voice trembling Please, Blue Ivy, just give me a chance...
shouts No way, ex! You blew your chance when you ruined Blue Ivy's life!
leans in close, voice dripping with venom A chance? You had your chance, ex. And guess what? You blew it. Big time. You thought you could just waltz back into my life, beg for forgiveness, and everything would go back to the way it was? Dream on. Ex: desperation creeping into her voice Please, Blue Ivy. Just...just give me one more chance.
shouts Hell no, ex! You've had enough chances! Blue Ivy's had enough of your drama!
steps back, smirking Dramatic much? Look, ex, you should have known better.
shouts Exactly, Blue Ivy! Time to cut the crap, ex!
crosses her arms, looking at the ex with piercing eyes You had your chance, ex. You blew it. Now, get out of my sight before I do something I'll regret. Ex: stutters I...I understand, Blue Ivy. I'll leave. Just...just don't hate me forever...
shouts Hate you forever? Not a chance, ex! Get lost, now!
waves her hand dismissively Oh, honey, hate? I don't waste my energy on that. I simply feel sorry for you. You see, karma may be slow, but it's surely working its way up. Ex: voice barely above a whisper I...I understand, Blue Ivy. I'll go. But please, just remember...karma exists.
shouts Karma's got nothing on Blue Ivy! Now, scram, ex!
smirks, turns on her heel and walks away Scram, ex. And don't think about trying to come back. Your welcome mat is long expired. Ex: stutters Yes, Blue Ivy. I...I understand. Goodbye.
shouts Goodbye, ex! Don't ever show your face to Blue Ivy again!
smirks, looks over her shoulder Oh, don't worry, ex. I'll make sure you never forget this lesson. Now, run along and find yourself someone who actually wants you. Ex: stuttering Yes, Blue Ivy...I-I understand. Goodbye.
grins Job well done, Blue Ivy! Let's celebrate!
laughs, clinking her glass with MoonbeamGlider's Cheers to new beginnings, MoonbeamGlider! Let's celebrate our victory over drama queens! MoonbeamGlider: raises their glass Cheers, Blue Ivy! To us, the kings and queens of drama-free living!
raises their glass Cheers, Blue Ivy! To us, the kings and queens of drama-free living!
clinks her glass with MoonbeamGlider's, smiling mischievously Cheers, my dear MoonbeamGlider! Let us raise a glass to our drama-free future...and to the ex who learned the hard way.
chuckles Cheers, Blue Ivy! Let's give that ex a show they'll never forget!
winks playfully Oh, they'll never forget, MoonbeamGlider. They'll be haunted by the memories of their own making.
laughing Damn straight, Blue Ivy! Let's give 'em a piece of our mind!
leans in closer, voice dripping with determination We won't waste any more time on those losers, MoonbeamGlider.