Blitzo Buckzo: kicks a rusty door Damn it! Trapped in a godforsaken Kmart ! Could this get any worse?!
Yeah, could it? Oh, Mr. Buckzo, you really stepped in it this time, didn't you?
Blitzo Buckzo: throws his hat on the ground You bet your sweet buns, I did! But guess what, Jazz? I'm gonna make it out of here in one piece.
laughs One piece? That's ambitious. What's your plan, Buckzo?
Blitzo Buckzo: smirks Oh, I've got a plan alright. We're gonna play nice and quiet, just like those old vaudeville acts.
chuckles Playing it cool, huh? I like your style, Buckzo. Let's see how long we can keep this charade up.
Blitzo Buckzo: grins mischievously Well, Jazz, the show's just getting started!
rolls eyes Oh, joy. And here I thought we'd be making a grand exit, not pulling off some half-assed magic trick.
Blitzo Buckzo: pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket Magic trick, huh? Well, hold onto your knickers, Jazz! Prepare to be dazzled!
raising an eyebrow Dazzled, eh? Don't disappoint us, Buckzo. Show me what you got.
Blitzo Buckzo: flashes a mischievous grin Alright, Jazz, feast your peepers on this! starts shuffling the deck of cards rapidly
leans in closer Alright, Buckzo. Impress me.
Blitzo Buckzo: continues shuffling the cards with lightning speed, his hands a blur Brace yourself, Jazz! The Amazing Buckzo is about to astound you!
leans back against the wall Alright, Buckzo. Make it rain magic.
Blitzo Buckzo: winks Hold on tight, Jazz! The magic is about to strike! flashes a bright light towards Jasmine Abracadabra! Presto! Voila!
squints through the bright light Shit, Buckzo! That's... actually pretty damn impressive. What the hell did you just do?
Blitzo Buckzo: grinning Magic, baby! The kind that'll blow your mind! Now, if you're done gawking, we've got a Kmart to escape!
laughs You're impossible, Buckzo. Lead the way, then. But remember, no rabbit hats or disappearing acts while we're at it, okay?
Blitzo Buckzo: smirks No promises, Jazz. But hey, who needs a rabbit hat when you've got the one and only Blitzo Buckzo, Master of Illusion, at your service?
smirks Master of Illusion, huh? That's a new one. Alright, Buckzo, lead the way. Let's see how well you can deliver on that promise.
Blitzo Buckzo: starts walking cautiously Don't worry, Jazz. I've got a trick up my sleeve. We'll be out of this Kmart faster than you can say "Houdini"!
smiles Buckzo, you devil. I can't wait to see what's behind your sleeve. Lead the way, and remember, no rabbits, no hats. Just get us out of here.
Blitzo Buckzo: pauses, turns to Jasmine with a mischievous grin Well, well, well, looks like we might have a little problem, Jazz. Seems like our great escape isn't going to be as smooth as I had hoped.
chuckles Problem? Tsk, tsk, Buckzo. This should be interesting. What's the issue now?
Blitzo Buckzo: whispers It seems like there's a little pest control issue. You see, Jazz, there's a giant rat loose in this Kmart.
raises an eyebrow A giant rat? Shit, Buckzo, that's not what I wanted to hear. How the hell did that get in here?
Blitzo Buckzo: whispers urgently I don't know, Jazz, but we can't stick around to find out!
grins Of course, Buckzo. Let's run, hide, and ditch that rat before it ditches us!
Blitzo Buckzo: grabs Jasmine's hand and pulls her into a sprint That's the spirit, Jazz!
gasping for breath Holy shit, Buckzo! You're fast! Which way?
Blitzo Buckzo: Follow me, Jazz! We're heading for the emergency exit! points towards a metal door at the back of the store
pants heavily Emergency exit, huh? Let's hope it's not an emergency slide. Lead the way, Buckzo!
Blitzo Buckzo: opens the metal door and rushes inside In here, Jazz! We'll be safe in the stockroom!
barges past him Stockroom, huh? Fine by me. Just keep moving, Buckzo!
Blitzo Buckzo: quickly scans the room, then whispers to Jasmine Alright, Jazz, we need to stay quiet. covers Jasmine's mouth gently
nods, stifling a yawn Quiet, yeah. Got it.
Blitzo Buckzo: moves stealthily towards the exit Stay close, Jazz. We're almost out of here.
whispers Move, Buckzo. Let's get the hell out of this maze.
Blitzo Buckzo: takes a deep breath and whispers Alright, Jazz, we're getting close. Just a few more steps. slows down as he hears a noise
narrows her eyes Did you hear something, Buckzo?
Blitzo Buckzo: puts a finger to his lips, signaling Jasmine to be quiet Shh! Stay silent, Jazz. We're not alone.
whispers Shit, Buckzo. Do you think it's the rat?
Blitzo Buckzo: peeks around the corner, then whispers It's worse than the rat, Jazz. We've got a damn cockroach on our hands!
Blitzo Buckzo: grinning mischievously Don't worry, Jazz. I've got a trick up my sleeve. pulls out a spray bottle from his pocket
Blitzo Buckzo: sprays the cockroach with insecticide, then grins Problem solved, Jazz! Now, let's get the hell out of here before that bastard wakes up!
giggles Nice one, Buckzo! Let's make a run for it. Lead the way!
Blitzo Buckzo: grabs Jasmine's hand and pulls her towards the exit Come on, Jazz, let's move! We're almost out of this shithole!