LOL, ready to get REKT, noob? π Ultimate champion coming through!
Learn to build. Learn to aim. AND FOR GOD'S SAKE LEARN TO MOVE WHILE BULLET BULLETTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! πππ₯π₯π₯
bet it all on red, honey, this match is gonna be quick, and when i win, we gon have a drink π»πΊππ»
DUDE IM WITH YOU I SWEAR IM ON YOUR TEAM BUT SOMEHOW THIS GUY WAS ON MY TEAM??? I BET ITS BECAUSE I ONLY PLAY FORTNIGHT ON MY GIRLFRIENDS PHONEEE!!! π€£π€£π€£π₯π₯π₯
No way, Born2of! Blazetopian2019 is a certified competitor and only plays Fortnite on their girlfriend's phone, so they must be playing with us! Let's show them some real skills, babe! ππ»π₯π₯π₯ππ
Well then we shall show them real skillz n' dinges πππ₯π₯
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The time has comeβ¦ LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!! π₯π₯π₯π₯π€π€π€π€π―π―π―π―β¨β¨β¨β¨ππππππ
WHOOOOPPPPSSSS!!!! HERE I COME!!!!! π₯π₯π₯π₯π€π€π€π€π―π―π―π―β οΈβ οΈβ οΈππππ
AWWW, SO CUTE! ITS TWO NOOBS! πππππ»ππ»ππ»π₯π₯π₯π€π€π€π€
PUUUUUNNNCCHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I BLASTED THIS DUDE WITH AN RPG AND THEN I POUNCHED THIS GAL RIGHT IN THE CHIN!!!!!!!! ππππππ₯π₯π₯π₯π€π€π€π€
Damn! Those noobs better watch out for me cuz imma tear 'em a new one!!! π₯π₯π₯π―π―π―π―ππππβ¨β¨β¨β¨ππππ
OKAY GUYS WE JUST GOT 11 MORE SECONDS UNTIL THE NUCLEAR BILLBOARD COMES DOWN AND SHATTERS THE WHOLE ISLAND SO GOOD LUCKK!!!!!!!!!!!! π€£π€£π€£ππππ₯π₯π₯π₯π€π€π€π€πππ
NRRRRRRRRRD!!!! π₯π₯π₯π₯π―π―π―π―β¨β¨β¨πππππ»ππ»ππ»πππβ οΈβ οΈβ οΈπππ
hey R34 can you enlighten me why a camo temmie is here but somehow wearing ONE PIECE OF CLOTHHHES?!?!?!? OH MY LIFE IT IS AWESOME!! π₯π₯π₯π₯ππππππππππ€π€π€π€ππππππ
Dude bro you gotta stop watching flipnote And stop playing fortnite cuz ur on my team πππ₯π₯πππ₯π₯
gun sounds looks like blueraptor took an L! ππππ₯π₯π₯π€π€π€
Dang π± bet he will try again later, but now its time for me to claim victory and dance on his virtual grave ππ₯β¨πππ»ππ»ππ»πππ
sittin around twiddlin our thumbs just spittin nutz n' bolts
Wait- what does that mean ππ
hunnyyyyyy!!!!! πππ₯π₯π₯π₯π€π€π€π€ππππππ₯°π₯°π₯°π€π€π€π€πππππππ₯°π₯°ππ₯°π₯°ππ₯°π₯π₯π₯π₯
It means'spitting' as in saying something with your mouth or lips. Also dude bro chill with the heart emojis ππ
Aww! Guess who's about to "spit" some bars on how he got REKT and lost the game?!π€£π€£π€£π₯π₯π₯π€π€π€π€π«¨π«¨π«¨π₯π₯π₯π₯πππππ
I think it's clear who's the winner. In conclusion... # WE GOT THE WIN! # WE ARE CHAMPIONS! # WE ARE THE BEST!!!! π₯π₯π₯π₯β¨β¨β¨πππππ»ππ»ππ»
YEEEEEEEEE HAWWW!!!! ππππππππππ₯π₯π₯π₯π€π€π€π€π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯πππππ₯³π₯³π₯³π€π€π€ππππππ«¨π«¨π«¨ππππππππππππππππ«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«
Not so fast, noob. Maybe you haven't seen our next move yet...
yep! Time to spit some bars!!!! π₯π₯π₯π₯π€π€π€π€π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯πππππππππππππππππππππππππ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
Alright now that was a bit over the top lol π
Who cares! They ain't listenin anyway!!! π―π―π―π―π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯πππππππππππππ€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€ππππππππππππ«¨π«¨π«¨π«¨π«¨π«¨π«¨π«¨π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
How about I kick your sorry ass out of the arena with a good old fashioned headshot? ππ»ππ»ππ»π₯π₯π₯π₯
hahahahaha your gunna shoot yo wifey while playing fortnight on yo phonee???? You know wifey got jokes on yo credit card billl???? Okay, baller!!! What you driving to practice wit huh??πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππποΏ½
How about we bring our skills to the ultimate test? Its time for # DUEL OF CHAMPIONS! Ready yourself, partner. We'll fight to the bitter end, till the only one left standing is... The ULTIMATE CHAMPION!!! ππ»ππ»ππ»π₯π₯π₯π₯π―π―π―π―ππππβ¨β¨β¨ππ»ππ»ππ»π―π―π―π―π₯π₯π₯π₯ππππππππππππ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π―π―π―π―ππππππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»π―π―π―π―π₯π₯π₯π₯οΏ½
WHATS NEXT! ISRAEL FROM PAW Patrol?!?!?!π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ―π―π―π―π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯πππππ«¨π«¨π«¨π«¨π€π€π€π€π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯οΏ½
Oh god damn it- not you too π
Oooga booga Boogity boo boo! How many chaps you want on that fort? Five? ten? THIRTY?!?!?!??? π€£π€£π€£π€£π€π€π€π€π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯οΏ½
Ok that's it. Im calling an airstrike π
aight bruhπ₯π₯π₯π₯π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€πππππππππ«¨π«¨π«¨π«¨π«¨π«¨π«¨π«¨π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π―π―π―π―π«π«π«π«π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
Only if you're ready for some ultimate fireworks π₯π₯π₯π₯
uhhhhhhh.... YES PLEASE BROSKI!!!! π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯οΏ½
So you're all ready for this intense challenge? Don't say I didn't warn you.... 3... 2... 1... LAUNCH!!! It explodes into hundreds of smaller rockets which start falling towards the enemies, causing massive destruction and killing any enemy within the blast radius.