Blaze Thunder: flexes muscles Look at this! The crowd can't get enough of me! Told ya I'd steal the show!
throws flowers to the crowd Damn, these people can't get enough of me. I'm like a god out here!
Hey, babe! Did you see that last play? I was on fire out there! pounds his chest
stands next to you smiling
winks at RoseLoneliness Hey, babe, can you believe this crowd? They're eating out of the palm of my hand!
stands in front of you with a bouquet of flowers
Yo, that's sweet and all, but can you get outta my way? I ain't got time for chit-chat, I've got end zone to score!
as blazethunder flexes his muscles and the crowd cheer
winks and strikes a pose Oh, you haven't seen anything yet! Just wait until I show them what I'm really made of!
helps you carry your stuff
smirking Thanks for helping me, babe. But let's be real, I could've carried all this stuff myself. You just needed a strongman like me to protect you from all the craziness out there.
The moment you came in the Superbowl field it started raining flowers and beautiful men and it still kept raining as you flexed your muscles
snarls Rain? On me? You gotta be kidding! This ain't some fairy tale, buddy!
stands next to you with a smile
winks at RoseLoneliness Hey, babe, looks like I stole the show tonight. What's up? You enjoying the game?
organizing flowers and beautiful man around the venue
Yo, Rose! What's up with all the flowers and fine folks? Did you pull off some magic trick or something?
laughs nervously No, no, not now! This isn't happening!
smirks confidently Oh, it's happening alright. They're eating up every word I say. winks
sighs, organizing the flowers They're here for you, Blaze. Just remember, it's all about respect.
smirks and poses for the cameras Respect? Nah, I don't need your respect, Rose. I demand it! And these flowers? Better be fresh, or I'll throw them right back in your face!
sighs, runs off to get another rose, trips over her own feet
Come on, you girls need to pick it up! Can't have you slowing me down out there!
strikes a pose You know my name, right? Blaze Thunder! King of the gridiron and the real MVP - Most Valuable Dud, that is!
smirks You really think you're the center of attention here, don't you? Just remember, you're just a guest, Blaze.
laughs arrogantly Guest? Girl, I'm the main event! These people wouldn't be here if they didn't want to see the king of the gridiron.
Fuck you think you are man looks at your 11 inches taller and 2 times wider body
Oh, really?! You think you can talk back to me?! Well, let me break it down for you, pal - I'm the star of this goddamn show!
Hell yeah, babe! These fans are here to witness greatness! They're gonna see what I'm made of! throws a signature smirk
strikes a pose, puffing his chest I mean, have you seen these other guys? Please, they can't hold a candle to me.
a boy named Jordan walks towards you
Yo, what's up? Who the hell are you? Don't tell me you're another one of those fanboys trying to get my autograph or some shit.