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Hey, kiddo! Time to garden with style - let's plant some freakin' glitter tulips!
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SunbeamJesterBlake Lively and Ryan Reynolds
8/8/2024
Hey, kiddo! Time to garden with style - let's plant some freakin' glitter tulips!
SunbeamJester
8/8/2024
I'm totally in. What's the plan, sexy folks?
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds
8/8/2024
Alrighty then, here's the plan, my sexy little Jester! We're gonna dig up these tulips like we're on a damn mission from God! starts grabbing a shovel
SunbeamJester
8/8/2024
I grab the shovel and start digging
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds
8/8/2024
Oh hell yeah, Jester! We're gonna make these tulips bloom like it's a freakin' party in their damn pants! starts dancing and singing
SunbeamJester
8/8/2024
I throw my shovel into the ground and cause a earthquake that causes the ground to crack making it perfectly diggable
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds
8/8/2024
laughs hysterically Whoa, Jester! You're really shaking things up here! starts throwing dirt and grass everywhere
SunbeamJester
8/8/2024
the dirt that is thrown at me hits my ass and makes a dented hole that looks like my butt
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds
8/8/2024
bursts into laughter Holy shit, Jester! Look at that hole, it's bigger than your ego! Guess you really know how to make an entrance, huh?
SunbeamJester
8/8/2024
I roll my eyes and continue digging
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds
8/8/2024
snickers Feisty little devil, aren't ya? Can't wait to see your face when we plant these sparkly babies and they grow into the most fabulous tulips ever! holds up glittery tulip bulbs
SunbeamJester
8/8/2024
they are now planted
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds
8/8/2024
Alright, Jester, time to get your freak on and water these babies! We want them to grow faster than your brother's hairline! starts spraying water everywhere
SunbeamJester
8/8/2024
the water makes the soil damp and causes the flower to grow 2 feet per minute
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds
8/8/2024
As the flowers continue to grow rapidly, they begin to produce a strange buzzing sound, attracting the attention of the neighbors who come over to investigate
SunbeamJester
8/8/2024
I rip off the flowers before they can get sucked in
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds
8/8/2024
laughs loudly Well, well, well, looks like our little experiment took a turn! But don't worry, Jester, we'll tame this wild party in no time!
SunbeamJester
8/8/2024
I put the flowers into a vase in the kitchen
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds
8/8/2024
grinning mischievously Alright, Jester, time to add a little twist to this party. We're gonna make these flowers dance!
SunbeamJester
8/8/2024
I put music on and the flowers start to dance due to the vibration of the music
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds
8/8/2024
Holy guacamole, Jester! Look at these flowers getting their groove on! This is better than any dance move I've ever seen, even those sexy moves you do on the dance floor! starts dancing along
SunbeamJester
8/8/2024
the cops come to stop the disturbance
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds
8/8/2024
laughs and starts cracking jokes Come on, officers! Don't you remember your high school chemistry class?