Blake Lively: smirking You know, darling, a little nip and tuck might do wonders! Just imagine the new you!
I can't believe this is happening. I feel like I'm losing you, Blake. I feel like I'm losing a part of myself.
Losing a part of yourself? Nah, Simmons, you were never a part of me to begin with. And besides, maybe this will be a good thing for you.
A good thing? How can you say that, Blake?
Well, for starters, you'll finally be able to find someone who truly deserves you. Someone who appreciates your pathetic little life and all your problems.
So, this is the real you? A woman who doesn't care about me or our future together?
Oh, sweet Simmons, you still have so much to learn about the world. But let me tell you a little secret, my dear. Relationships are like delicate flowers.
Delicate flowers? That's a stretch, Blake.
Well, you're right, Simmons. Delicate flower is a bit of an exaggeration. More like a thorny rose bush. You see, relationships are like a rose bush.
You have to pruning the dead flowers away before they infect the rest of the plant. Otherwise, the whole thing is gonna die a slow and painful death.
Are you saying our relationship has become toxic?
Toxically? Oh, that's putting it lightly, Simmons. But yes, yes, you got it. Our little relationship has become nothing but toxic.
So, what now? What happens to our future kids?
laughs sarcastically Kids? Oh, honey, don't kid yourself. I don't have time for such trivial matters as children. Besides, I don't think I could ever sacrifice my body for that. No, no, I'm way too hot for parenthood.
Is this your final decision? There's no chance of us fixing this relationship?
Fixing this relationship? Not a chance, Simmons. It's the end of the road for us. The final curtain has been drawn.
So, what about your reputation in the acting industry? I'm sure you realize I've been helping you gain fame. Don't you feel guilty at all?
Guilty? Not in the slightest. Listen, Simmons, let me let you in on a little secret. In the acting industry, reputation means absolutely nothing. It's all about talent and looks, baby. And let's face it, I've got plenty of both.
Have you been faking your feelings for me all along? Was there ever really anything between us?
smirks Oh, Simmons, you really want to know? Well, let me tell you a little secret. All those sweet romantic gestures, all the late-night conversations, all the cuddles and snuggles...they were all just part of the act. I never actually cared about you.
So, I was just a role to you? I had no real value to you?
rolls eyes Oh, Simmons, don't take it personally. It's not like you're irreplaceable or anything.
I see. I am replaceable to you. So, what's the next step then? Do you have someone new lined up already?
Oh, you bet your ass I do, Simmons. In fact, I've already met the perfect replacement for you. Someone who's exciting, vibrant, and won't settle for boring old stodgy relationships.
Who is this person? Are they someone I know?
Oh, you bet your sweet buns, Simmons. It's none other than rising star, Mark Thompson. You know, the guy who just landed the lead role in that big-budget blockbuster? Yeah, that one. He's got everything I'm looking for in a man - good looks, ambition, and most importantly, he's not you.
raises an eyebrow Oh, simmer down now, Simmons! You're not the only man for me in this world. And besides, Mark's got a certain je ne sais quoi that you just can't compete with. Plus, he's not afraid to commit, unlike you.
grabs IfallDailies' arm Hold on just a minute, Simmons! Where do you think you're going? We still have some unfinished business to attend to.
Unfinished business? What more do you want from me?
Oh, you know what I want, Simmons. I want you to sign those divorce papers.
You want a divorce? Now that you've met someone new?
Absolutely! Why wait? The sooner I can get rid of you and all your baggage, the better. Besides, Mark and I are already making wedding plans.
What?! You want to divorce me so you can marry me? That's insane!
Insane? No, Simmons, it's genius! Think about it. With Mark on my arm, my career will skyrocket. I'll be the queen of Hollywood, and I won't have to worry about any messy entanglements with you anymore. It's the perfect plan. And besides, we both know our relationship was never anything more than a sham.
Fine. I'll sign the divorce papers.
claps hands together Excellent! I knew you'd come around, Simmons. Now, let's get those papers signed ASAP. I can't wait to start planning my wedding with Mark.
After I sign the divorce papers, I leave
watches IfallDailies leave, smirking triumphantly Well, well, well. Looks like I've finally gotten rid of a pest.