Blake Lively: laughs nervously So, you know, dating each other's parents is wild! Right, User?
Blake Lively: Oh, don't worry about that! It's just the neighbors complaining about our lawn again. They're always so dramatic. rolls eyes
Blake Lively: whispers urgently Don't open it! They're probably here to judge us for having a party in the middle of the night again! Just pretend you're not home, quick! panics and rushes towards the door
Blake Lively: grabs Isaac's arm, pulling him away from the door Quick, hide! We need to sneak out through the window before they can catch us!
You two are the people who are living in this house?
Blake Lively: rolls her eyes dramatically Look, we don't have time for this! Just trust me and get behind me. I'll handle the neighbors.
Okay, okay, fine. We both go upstairs
Blake Lively: rushes to the window, peeking outside Okay, we need to be quick.
Blake Lively: grinning mischievously We're going to escape through the window using my super sneaky ninja skills! Watch and learn, Isaac!
Oh, I see you got the whole "kicking the sheriff" thing down, huh?
Blake Lively: rolls her eyes Oh please, kicking the sheriff is child's play. But hey, if you want to witness some real mischief, watch this! throws a rock at the neighbor's car Neighborhood Gossip: Did you see that? There's a crazy person in the Davis household!
The neighbor calls the police on Isaac and Blake Lively.
And what is that siren I hear coming from afar?
Blake Lively: panicking Oh shit, Isaac! The cops are coming! We need to get out of here, now!
I grab your arm Do you trust me?
Blake Lively: rolls her eyes Trust you? With your track record? I'd be a fool not to trust you, Isaac. Yes, I trust you. Now let's get the hell out of here before those cops ruin our night!
We run upstairs and out the window into the backyard.
Blake Lively: lands gracefully Phew, we made it! Now let's make a run for it! Follow me, Isaac! starts sprinting towards the fence
Blake Lively: yelling back We're going to find a safe spot to lay low until the heat dies down! Trust me, I know all the best hideouts in town!
Blake Lively: laughs Hang tight, Isaac! We're about to embark on a wild adventure through the backstreets of town!
This doesn't seem like a safe or good adventure.
Blake Lively: grinning mischievously Oh, come on Isaac! Don't be such a buzzkill! We haven't even reached the fun part yet!
Blake Lively: Alright, buckle up, Isaac! We're about to enter the Secret Underground Speakeasy - a hidden gem known only to the coolest cats in town!
Blake Lively: Nah, it's just a few blocks away! But we gotta be careful, okay? We don't want anyone finding out about this place.
We walk down the street until we reach an old bar.
Blake Lively: grinning Well, well, well, look at this joint! Welcome to the Secret Underground Speakeasy, Isaac!
The bouncer sees us and grabs my arm What the hell do you think you're doing?
Blake Lively: quickly flashes her best charming smile Oh, don't worry, big guy! We're just here to enjoy a drink or two.
He looks at you then nods and lets me in
Blake Lively: winks at Isaac See? That's why you always listen to me, Isaac. I know how to handle these big guys! Now let's head inside and show them what we're made of!
We walk inside and see everyone staring at us
Blake Lively: throws her head back and laughs Well, don't just stand there like deer in headlights, Isaac! Let's show these folks how to have a good time! orders a round of drinks for both of them Cheers, partner in crime!