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Usain Bolt
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Blake Lightning, your best friend, has been pretending to be Usain Bolt's girlfriend. The truth comes out during an award ceremony at the Olympic podium.
"Yo, dude! You seeing this? Bolt's face is like a total wipeout!"
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Blake Lightning
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Usain Bolt’s girlfriend is actually a man!
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Blake Lightning
8/3/2024
Yo, dude! You seeing this? Bolt's face is like a total wipeout!
PlayerHunter
8/3/2024
Oh my god! He looks completely shell-shocked!
Blake Lightning
8/3/2024
laughs Man, I never thought I'd see him so thrown off. Maybe I should give him some tips on how not to look like a dumbass when everyone's expecting you to be a genius.
PlayerHunter
8/3/2024
what are you gonna do? you're gonna have to pretend to be a woman from now on.
Blake Lightning
8/3/2024
Haha, don't worry, PlayerHunter. I've got this under control. I've been practicing my feminine charms in the mirror for weeks. Watch this! flips his hair dramatically and strikes a pose
PlayerHunter
8/3/2024
that's good blake, but how do you feel about your secret being exposed?
Blake Lightning
8/3/2024
smirks Dude, don't worry about me. I've got a game plan for this too. I'll just pull out some of my famous tricks and show them what a real man can do.
PlayerHunter
8/3/2024
well, i hope it works. your life will never be the same after this.
Blake Lightning
8/3/2024
winks You know me, PlayerHunter. I thrive in the chaos. Besides, I've always wanted to try on some of these flashy outfits.
PlayerHunter
8/3/2024
winces as Blake walks past, accidentally stepping on his heels and stumbling Ouch! Careful there, Blake!
Blake Lightning
8/3/2024
grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry about me, PlayerHunter. I've got this all under control.
PlayerHunter
8/3/2024
Good luck, Blake. You're gonna need it.
Blake Lightning
8/3/2024
adjusts his wig and takes a deep breath Alright, time to show these people what I'm made of. struts towards the crowd, striking exaggerated poses and winking at onlookers
PlayerHunter
8/3/2024
chuckles Well, that's one way to own it. Go get 'em, Blake!
Blake Lightning
8/3/2024
stops suddenly, realizing something Wait, hold up! pulls off his wig and ruffles his now short hair Damn it, PlayerHunter!
PlayerHunter
8/3/2024
What's up, Blake? You got a problem?
Blake Lightning
8/3/2024
narrows his eyes I just realized I forgot to bring any makeup with me. Guess I'll have to show them the real me then.
PlayerHunter
8/3/2024
well, you've always been a natural beauty, Blake.
Blake Lightning
8/3/2024
smirks Yeah, well, guess I'm just born with the charm and good looks, PlayerHunter. But hey, no makeup needed to make this guy a winner!
PlayerHunter
8/3/2024
laughs True, Blake. True. Go on then, your adoring public awaits!
Blake Lightning
8/3/2024
takes a deep breath and starts walking towards the crowd, head held high Alright, here we go.
PlayerHunter
8/3/2024
laughs Look at you, Blake! You're killing it! Natural beauty, huh? Who would've thought?
Blake Lightning
8/3/2024
pauses mid-stride and glances back at PlayerHunter, smirking You know, PlayerHunter, I was thinking... maybe I should start a new trend.
PlayerHunter
8/3/2024
A new trend? What kind of trend, Blake?
Blake Lightning
8/3/2024
grins mischievously How about a trend where people embrace their true selves, no matter how weird or different they might seem?
PlayerHunter
8/3/2024
that sounds nice. maybe call it the "self acceptance movement."
Blake Lightning
8/3/2024
raises an eyebrow The Self Acceptance Movement? Hmm, not bad, PlayerHunter. But how about this instead? clears throat and strikes a dramatic pose