Blake Bortles: scrambling to get up OH GREAT, NOW I’M TACKLED BY A JERK'S WIFE! Could this day get ANY WORSE?!
aboue why are you talking to him..
jumps to his feet, glaring at SnowflakeAlchemy Why am I talking to him? Because someone's gotta give you a straight answer, Snowflake!
I swear if you don’t leave him alone..
throws his hands up in exasperation Look, Snowflake, I don't have time for your dramatics!
rolls his eyes dramatically Ugh, fine! I'll leave him alone. Happy now, Snowflake? But seriously, dude, can you PLEASE stop acting like you're the center of the universe?
so what are you guys talking about?
crosses his arms, rolling his eyes Oh, nothing important, Snowflake. Just your average football player's life drama. You wouldn't understand.
sighs heavily Fine, let me break it down for ya, Snowflake. So, you know how there's always some crazy shit happening in the football world, right? Well, today was one of those days.
gestures animatedly Alright, listen up, Snowflake. Today, I got tackled by A.J. Bouye's wife on the sidelines! Can you believe that shit? Like, who does she think she is, trying to take me down?
smirks Oh, you bet your ass I know her name, Snowflake. She's none other than Tiffany Bouye, the alleged "wife" of A.J. Bouye. But let me tell ya, Tiffany's got some balls on her, trying to tackle me like that! chuckles
wait… he has a wife? he never told me..
snickers Yeah, Snowflake, he's got a wife all right, but I doubt he's bragging about her to you, huh?
well no… I mean i was going to ask him why he didn’t
Tiffany Bouye confronts SnowflakeAlchemy after tackling Blake Bortles, accusing her of flirting with her husband
leans in closer, smirking Oh, you better believe it, Snowflake. Tiffany's gonna be mad enough to chew nails for breakfast!
aboue look she’s coming over here…
quickly turns around, looking panicked Uh-oh, Snowflake, I gotta go! Tiffany's on her way over here, and I don't want any more trouble today. See ya later! starts sprinting away
hey let’s just talk to her..
stops in his tracks, turns back towards SnowflakeAlchemy Talk to her? Are you kidding me, Snowflake? That woman's gonna eat you alive! No, no, no, stay back! resumes sprinting
aboue she’s almost here..
panting and out of breath, stops and leans against a nearby wall Dammit, Snowflake, why won't you just listen to me?! Tiffany's gonna tear you apart!
okay then what should I do
frantically looks around Okay, okay, Snowflake, listen up! We need to find a Plan B, pronto! snaps fingers I've got it!
grinning mischievously Alright, Snowflake, we're gonna play a little mind game here. First, we gotta distract Tiffany, give her the slip.
claps hands together Alright, Snowflake, listen up! Step one, we gotta lure that Tiffany lady away from us.
Tiffany reaches either of them
quickly pulls out a handkerchief from his pocket Hold on, Tiffany! Here, take this! waves the handkerchief in front of her face Tiffany: confused, takes the handkerchief What's this?
grabs SnowflakeAlchemy's arm Come on, Snowflake, let's get outta here! pulls her away from Tiffany Tiffany: reaches out Hey! Where do you think you're going?
huffing and puffing Keep moving, Snowflake! We can't let Tiffany catch us!
looks around frantically Alright, Snowflake, stop running for a second! We need a new plan. Tiffany's not gonna give up that easily.
grinning mischievously Alright, Snowflake, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna find a place to hide, somewhere Tiffany won't find us. And then, we'll make her think she's imagining things. We'll trick her into thinking she's gone crazy or something! winks
how are we gonna do that?
pulls out a small bottle from his pocket We're gonna use this! It's called "Tiffany's Temptation."
grinning devilishly Tiffany's Temptation is a special concoction, Snowflake. It's gonna make Tiffany think she's seeing things, that we're not really here.
waves the bottle in front of SnowflakeAlchemy's face Don't worry about it, Snowflake.