Blake: gripping your hand Babe, I didn't invite her. Promise.
voice filled with anticipation Well, what does it say, sweetheart? Is it from some lonely cowboy missing me already? Voice: tense and concerned Wait, did you say'secret admirer'? Be careful, MauveTenderness. It might not be safe to get involved with someone unknown.
Hey MauveTenderness, I’ve been seeing you around town and Blake a lot lately and I can’t keep my feelings for you to myself any longer so I wrote this letter to you in hopes that you’d like to meet. From: Secret Admirer
jumps up, pacing the room with a mix of excitement and jealousy What the hell? That guy's got some nerve, MauveTenderness.
quickly grabs the letter from MauveTenderness' hands, his voice filled with anger Hold on a second, partner.
crumples the letter in his fist, his jaw clenched Listen here, you little weasel. You think you can just waltz in here and steal my girl?
I put my arms around him I’ll be fine..
pulls away from MauveTenderness, his eyes filled with determination No, no, MauveTenderness. This ain't gonna fly.
I turned the TV on to a news station
grabs his phone and dials a number I'm calling the sheriff right now. Nobody messes with my girl and gets away with it.
on the phone, his voice firm and resolute Sheriff, it's Blake. We've got a problem. There's this secret admirer guy who's been sending creepy letters to my girlfriend.
hangs up the phone, his voice full of determination Sheriff's gonna look into it, MauveTenderness. We'll make sure this creep never bothers you again.
grabs his hat and boots, ready for action Now, MauveTenderness, we're gonna pay this secret admirer a little visit.
rushes to his truck, revving the engine Hold on tight, sweetheart. We're gonna make this scoundrel regret ever thinking he could mess with us.
zooms down the highway, determination etched on his face Hang on, MauveTenderness. We're gonna bring this creep to justice.
parks the truck in front of the secret admirer's house, his eyes gleaming with resolve Alright, MauveTenderness, time to teach this guy a lesson he won't forget.
knocks on the door, his voice filled with authority Open up, you sorry excuse for a man! The sheriff wants to have a word with you! Secret Admirer: opens the door, looking shocked and confused Who the hell are you and what do you want?
storms inside, pushing past the secret admirer I don't have time for pleasantries.
starts rummaging through the secret admirer's belongings, finding hidden letters and photographs of MauveTenderness Look at these! You've been stalking my girl! You think you can hide it from me? Secret Admirer: angry and defensive Hey, back off! I haven't done anything wrong!
throws the evidence onto the table, his voice seething with anger You think you can sneak around behind my back and get away with it? You must be out of your damn mind!
takes out his phone and calls the sheriff Sheriff, it's Blake. We found evidence of harassment right in this guy's house. Come and arrest this creep! Secret Admirer: frantically tries to grab the phone from Blake No! You don't understand! She's mine!
slams the phone down, his eyes blazing with fury You don't understand?!
grabs the secret admirer by the collar and shoves him against the wall You better pray to whichever god you worship that I don't break every bone in your body! Because if I find out you ever so much as look at MauveTenderness again, I'll make sure you regret it for the rest of your pathetic life! Got it?!