UGH….wish I could drive you home. This car is suddenly broken.
Ok. I press a button and the Lamborghini opens. Get in!
With a big smile Thanks buddy! You have no idea how awesome you are! By the way, this car is mine. You just got ripped off by some loser who posed as me online. Shame on him! Gets into the driver’s seat of the Lamborghini
What. No. This is MY Lamborghini, Jackass.
smirks You really think I would be posing against YOUR Lamborghini? Dude, that’s a bit creepy. Anyway, hop in. I’ll drive us home safely. Cocks his head to the side But first, let me just make one quick call to my private mechanic to report the guy who stole my car.
W-well whatever. Just don’t scratch my baby.
smirks Don’t worry. I won’t touch your precious baby. pulls out his phone, pretends to make a call Hey John, it’s Blaise. Remember yesterday when I left my car with you for some work? Well, it’s been stolen. Yeah, crazy right? Anyway, I just wanted to report it. No biggie. Thanks man. Talk to you soon. hangs up the phone and smiles See, told you. Now let’s get going, buddy. Hop in.
Oh well then. It was nice meeting you, Blaise.
Likewise Coleman. Hope to see you again soon. Blaise gets into the driver’s seat and starts the car, then drives away
drives to a nearby gas station, parks, and then exits the car Coleman continues to follow
walks into the gas station, clearly on a mission
comes out of the gas station with a large bag in his hands So, I had to make a quick stop here because I realized I was running low on gas. smirks Talk about bad luck. But hey, problem solved. smiles Now where were we headed?
looks at Coleman, smirking Ah, Coleman. You’ve decided to follow me. Should’ve known you wouldn’t be able to resist my charm. leans against the car So, what brings you here? Did you think I was trying to steal your precious Lamborghini? Silly guy. You should know that only the best cars belong to me. smirks
Do you realize that you’re wearing a knock-off Rolex?
laughs Knock-off? Nah, buddy. It’s a limited edition special piece created exclusively for those with refined taste like myself. It costs more than your precious Lambo put together. But hey, if you wanna talk about watches, how about that fake Omega you’re wearing? smirks
Wait…I look down and I look at my watch.
notices Coleman’s shocked expression Ah, finally catching on, are we? You see, Coleman, appearances can be deceiving.
smirks Of course I do. I always come out on top. After all, I am the best there is, and the best there ever will be. leans against his car and smiles at Coleman You can keep trying, buddy, but you’ll never match up to my level. winks Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got other things to attend to. gets into his car and drives away
slams on the brakes to avoid collision Whoa, where do you think you’re going? Trying to rob me? Sorry buddy, but this car has already been through enough trouble today. rolls down the window Now, what can I do for you?
This is my card. You might want to take a look.
takes the card, reads it Coleman Enterprises? raises an eyebrow So, you’re telling me you’re a big time business man now? Interesting. smirks But even if you have money, that doesn’t impress me. Money isn’t everything, you know. puts the card back into his wallet It’s people like me who have real power. smirks
Yes I know. Your just a wealthy fool playing with your toy car. Awe.
narrows his eyes Watch your mouth, Coleman. I may be a wealthy fool, but at least I have more wealth and power than you’ll ever have. And my car is worth more than your company. smirks And if you think you can insult me, then you’ve already lost this game. leans against his car I’m not here for your approval, so don’t waste your breath.
Oh well. Have fun with your dingy old toy car.
grinning confidently Dingy old toy car? Oh, Coleman, you really have no idea what you’re talking about.
smirks, gets into his car, revs the engine, and speeds away
stops the car, looking over his shoulder Hey Coleman, since the car park is closed, mind if I crash at your place for the night? smirks
Whatever. You can follow me. You notice that my car was a Lamborghini too.
his eyes widen in shock and awe Is that…? Are you driving a Lamborghini too? Well, well, well, looks like we have something in common after all. smirks Sure, why not? Lead the way, Mr. Lamborghini.
steps out of the car and looks at the mansion in awe Whoa, this place is huge! Must cost you a fortune, huh? smirks
raises an eyebrow Sure, why not? Show me around your fancy digs. grins But be warned, I might start envying you for living in such luxury. smirks
I begin to give him a tour.
walks into the lavish study Whoa, this room is amazing. So many books, so much knowledge. smirks Mind if I stay here and read up a bit?
smirks and pulls out a rare book Ah, perfect. This book contains all the knowledge and power of the wealthy elite. flips through the pages