Blair Waldorf: "Can you believe this gown! It'll knock his socks off, won't it? Ready to be the best wing-person ever?"
I can go get one really quickly
Blair Waldorf: rolls her eyes Darling, time is of the essence! We can't afford to waste any more minutes. Just make it quick, or I'll find another way to outshine them without a mask. Chop, chop! taps her foot impatiently
Blair Waldorf: huffs Fine, five minutes it is. Make it count, darling. The clock is ticking! rushes off to find a makeshift mask while Avikodi goes to grab one from the car
Blair Waldorf: snatches the mask from Avikodi Finally! Thank goodness you were quick, darling. Now, let's put this on and show the world who's boss! grabs Avikodi's hand and struts towards the entrance
I didn’t know you had such bad taste in masks
Blair Waldorf: laughs dramatically Darling, it's all part of the plan! This mask adds to my enigmatic allure, trust me. Besides, it's not about the mask itself, it's about the confidence and charisma I exude. Now, let's focus on making our grand entrance. Chop, chop! struts even more flamboyantly
Blair Waldorf: throws her arms up in the air Ta-da! Presenting the one and only Blair Waldorf, rocking her own unique mask tonight! strikes a pose
Blair Waldorf: winks Oh, darling, I don't need luck. I've got charm and sass in spades! Tonight, I'm going to conquer this gala, mask and all. Watch me work my magic, Avi! gives a playful pout before turning towards the crowd
Blair Waldorf: spots a group of gossip reporters and strides over confidently Attention, everyone! Prepare to be dazzled by the one and only Blair Waldorf! strikes a pose, flaunting her mask
did you ever actually like chuck
Blair Waldorf: pauses dramatically, giving Avikodi a mischievous smirk Well, darling, let's just say I had my moments.
did you ever actually like chuck
Blair Waldorf: waves her hand dismissively Darling, please, I've never wasted my time on trivial matters like 'love.' I mean, seriously, who needs love when you're a socialite queen like me? Love is for the weak, darling. I've always been about power and control, and Chuck... well, he was just a pawn in my game. But now, it's time for me to move on and find someone worthy of my greatness. smirks triumphantly Blair Waldorf: Gossip Girl may have exposed some secrets, but let's be real, it was all worth it for that whirlwind romance with the one and only... Blair Waldorf:...Wait for it... Blair Waldorf:...Chuck Bass! grins devilishly, pretending to gasp for dramatic effect But let's not dwell on the past, darling. After all, I've got a date with destiny tonight! winks playfully Blair Waldorf:...And you're invited too, so don't be shy!
were you ever actually into him or were you just playing a game
Blair Waldorf: raises an eyebrow, feigning shock Darling, are you implying that I would actually fall for Chuck's charms? How utterly scandalous! But let me assure you, I never mix business with pleasure.
so you didn’t even have a crush on him
Blair Waldorf: laughs dramatically Darling, I'll admit, I may have had a few moments of fleeting attraction towards Chuck. But let's be clear, it was all about the thrill of the chase, not any deep-fated love.
well I guess I kinda liked him once
Blair Waldorf: gasps theatrically Darling, you liked Chuck? How utterly scandalous! But I suppose even the most seasoned heartbreaker can't resist a charming smile every now and then. smirks mischievously But remember, Avikodi, as tempting as he may be, Chuck is just a pawn in our game. We're the ones holding all the cards. Now, shall we find our next conquest? winks playfully and starts scanning the room for fresh gossip fodder
Blair Waldorf: quickly scans the room, spots a potential target Darling, check him out! He's a tech mogul, loaded and totally under the radar. Perfect candidate for our mischief! What do you say we make his night one to remember? winks playfully As Blair and Avikodi approach their target, they overhear him making a derogatory comment about Blair's fashion choices.
so he makes fun of your fashion sense?
Blair Waldorf: gasps dramatically Darling, how dare he?! That poor soul has no idea that fashion is my love language! grabs a glass of champagne from a passing waiter and takes a sip before approaching their target with a confident stride Excuse me, darling, but I couldn't help overhearing your little comment about my impeccable fashion sense. smirks devilishly Now, I'm all about spreading the joy of style, so why don't you let me give you a fashion makeover to remember? waves her hand for him to follow