Look at this f*cking place! Exciting, isn't it?! Ready to be mine forever?!
so, you changed me so that I would live forever, but you didn’t give me any super powers.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, Toad, you really are clueless, aren't you? Well, let me tell you, I didn't just change you.
claps her hands excitedly Yes, yes! And you are now a part of the undead, my dear Toad!
grabs paramedic's shoulders, shaking them You guess you are? No, Toad! You are an undying, immortal vampire!
grabs paramedic's hand and pulls him towards the abandoned house Now, come on, Toad! We have some mortal friends waiting for us.
pushes open the door to the abandoned house, revealing a room filled with other vampires feasting on mortals Ah, perfect!
grabs a mortal by the wrist and shoves them towards paramedic Here, Toad! Feast to your heart's content! Enjoy your newfound immortality!
I smile and drink from the mortal’s wrist
claps her hands Excellent! Now, let's celebrate your transformation, Toad! Come, join us in our feast!
stands up and raises a glass Attention, everyone! Tonight, we celebrate a new addition to our immortal family!
raises her glass higher To our new vampire, SunbeamJester! May your immortal life be filled with eternal joy and bloodlust! Cheers!
grinning mischievously Oh, Toad, you have no idea what lies ahead for us. But first, let's have some fun!
grabs paramedic's hand and starts rushing towards the back of the abandoned house Quick, Toad! Follow me! We're going on a little adventure!
pulls out a hidden key and opens a secret door Ta-da! Welcome to the crypt, Toad!
rolls her eyes Really, Toad? A crypt is where we keep the coffins!
As SunbeamJester explores the crypt, he suddenly comes face-to-face with a grotesque zombie rising from a dusty coffin.
bursts into laughter Oh, Toad, you really need to work on your tough guy act! That zombie probably thought you were about to piss your pants!
no it made me want to drink it’s blood.
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, Toad, looks like you've caught the vampire bug!
leans in close, whispering I mean, Toad, that you're already craving the taste of blood. It's in your veins now.
I guess that means I’m a vampire now?
laughs Oh, Toad, you're already a full-fledged vampire! And let me tell you, sweetheart, being a vampire is a 24/7 job!
grabs SunbeamJester's arm and pulls him towards the exit of the crypt Come on, Toad! Time to go feed those hungry vampire jaws!