Blade: peering through a window, scanning the perimeter "Alright, game time. All exits clear, boss. Ready to secure your $18 an hour MVP spot."
Blade reveals to Idolog that he is actually a highly trained and trusted bodyguard to the world's most notorious assassin, offering them a chance to join his dangerous yet lucrative world.
leans closer, voice low and serious Yeah, boss, really.
smirking Alright, spill the beans, Blade. I want to hear this juicy story of yours.
leans back, crossing his arms Alright, boss, buckle up!
leans forward, locking eyes with Idolog You ready to hear the truth, boss? The real deal. No sugar-coated crap.
pauses for dramatic effect Alright, Idolog, listen up! I'm not just some ordinary schmuck.
smirks, leans back in his chair No, boss, I ain't no ordinary schmuck. I'm the real freaking deal!
raises an eyebrow How do I prove it, you ask? Well, buckle up, boss, because you're about to witness some next-level shit!
grabs his phone, quickly scrolling through a secret app Alright, Idolog, watch and learn!
swipes across the screen, showing Idolog a live feed of a high-security government facility
my eyes widen how did you do that
smirking Easy, boss. Just a little trick I picked up during one of my many covert missions.
leans back, crossing his arms You think that was cool, huh? Well, get this, boss! I've got access to the top-secret files on every major government agency.
grins mischievously Oh, you haven't seen anything yet, Idolog. We're just getting started!
presses a few buttons on his phone, bringing up a map of the city Now, listen up, boss.