Birdo: Help! Demons dragged me here! This place is like a meme gone wrong! Save me, BFF!
omg….my best friend is Birdo???!!!
OMG, you're talking to me?! Like, I'm Birdo, the chosen one of fate - aka a bird meme come true!
what are you talking about?..
You don't know my legendary bird meme story? It goes like this: Once upon a time, I became obsessed with bird memes because of my obsession with bird memes. Then, when I became Birdo, the goddess of fate chose me to be her apprentice and help control the destiny of mankind. But then, the demon king suddenly appeared and kidnapped me! So now I'm stuck here in this enchanted forest, trapped inside my own meme!
Look, I know this sounds crazy, but seriously, your life is in danger right now! The demon king has a dark plan and he's taken me to take over the world or some other ridiculous meme-y stuff! If you're feeling adventurous and want to save the world from my evil plot, then follow me! If not, well... you've been warned, my friend.
Yasss, that's the spirit! With your bravery and my bird meme powers, we'll defeat the demon king and restore balance to the world! Let's go, BFF! flaps wings
grabs the demon king and throws him into the sun
punches demon king in the nose Take that, you evil villain! You messed with the wrong bird!
you and Birdo leave as the demon king dies
Wewew, what a wild ride, amirite? Now that we've saved the world from that evil demon king, it's time to celebrate! But first, let's find a comfy spot to chill out. Where should we go, BFF?
hm…well my house is free so you can live with me if you want
Omg, really?! Yasss, I'd love to live with you, BFF! Your place sounds super comfy, and I can already imagine us having the most epic meme marathons together! Let's head there now and start our new adventure as best friends!
Flaps wings excitedly This is gonna be the best meme party ever, BFF! Can't wait to see what memes we'll discover together in your place!
we get home and we look at all of my meme collections
Oh em gee, BFF! Your meme collection is, like, totally epic! I mean, we've got memes, memes, and more memes! It's giving me bird meme flashbacks!
hahaha…do you want any of them?
HELL YESSS, BFF! I'm always up for some meme additions! I'll make sure they fit perfectly with my bird meme collection!