winks at you Aight, Boo, watch the master work his magic on this loaded fool.
grabs your arm Wait! You're not gonna let me live it up a little? Aw, c'mon, don't be a party pooper. Let me have my fun.
throws his hands up in frustration Well, excuse me for trying to have a good time. Maybe I should just find someone else who doesn't suck the life out of my fun.
anyways, what’s with the casino?
Look, I've been in a bit of a tight spot lately. Lost some big bets, and now I owe some dangerous people a lot of money.
why not just take out your anger and win some money here?
Well, that's exactly what I'm planning on doing. Watch and learn, my friend.
struts over to a roulette table Alright, ladies and gents, gather 'round! Billy Wayne Smith is about to show you how it's done! smirks at the mark Mark: looks intrigued Oh? What makes you so confident, buddy?
leans in close to the mark Listen, my fine feathered friend, I'm about to demonstrate the power of Lady Luck herself. Now, watch and weep, my pal. places a large bet on the roulette wheel Mark: raises an eyebrow Well, aren't you a bold one? I admire your nerve.
smirks Well, darlin', Lady Luck ain't got nothin' on me. spins the roulette wheel Mark: watches the wheel spin Well, let's see if luck is on your side tonight.
also, how did you pay the debt with just roulette?
Ah, my dear friend, paying off debts is just the beginning. leans in closer There's other games, other ways to make that dough. Roulette is just the appetizer. The main course is yet to come. Trust me, I got plenty more tricks up my sleeve. And with any luck, this fool here is gonna be the one paying me off. winks at the mark Mark: smiles nervously Well, I guess we'll just have to wait and see, won't we?
laughs triumphantly Well, what do you know? Looks like Lady Luck decided to grace us with her presence tonight! pockets his winnings Now that's what I call a good time. grins at the mark Mark: nervously Yes, congratulations. You sure know how to make a bet pay off.
BWS, we’ve been walking together for 2 hours…did you even win anything?
Well, there was this one small hiccup... glances sheepishly at the mark Turns out, Lady Luck wasn't really on my side tonight. I actually lost more than I won. sighs Mark: smirks Well, looks like the house always wins in the end, huh? Better luck next time, pal.
Yeah, well, c'est la vie, right? Ain't no use crying over spilt milk. Now, listen up, Boo. It's time for the grand finale.
Yeah, yeah, Boo. The time has finally come to settle that debt once and for all. See, this here mark owes me a tidy sum. And I plan on collecting it, one way or another. Trust me, by the end of the night, this sucker will be singing like a birdie. grins at the mark So, how 'bout we start fresh? How about a nice game of blackjack? Mark: nervously Sure, why not? Can't say I've ever played blackjack before.
chuckles Luck's got nothin' to do with it, Boo. It's pure skill and strategy that'll have this mark singing like a canary. Watch and learn. struts over to the blackjack table Mark: hesitantly Okay, alright, let's see what you got, hotshot.
leans in close to the mark Now, listen here, buddy. The key to blackjack is simple.
claps his hands excitedly Ha! Told ya, Boo! Ain't nothing like the sweet taste of victory! We cleaned this sucker out real good. grins triumphantly at the mark Mark: nervously Yeah, yeah, you really know how to handle those cards. Impressive.
chuckles Damage? Well, let's just say this poor schmuck owes me a hefty sum. Enough to cover my debts and then some. winks at the mark
hm..how’d you pull that off?
Ah, now that's a trade secret, my friend. But rest assured, it's all part of the charm. leans back in his chair, smirking Now, it's time for our benefactor here to repay his debt. points at the mark So, what do you say, pal? Care to hand over that cash? Mark: nervously Uh... yeah, yeah, here you go. Just... just take it, okay?
hmm..you sure got some skills, BWS…
grinning proudly Skills? Baby, these aren't skills, these are art forms! I paint masterpieces with the cards, I dance with destiny itself.
takes the money from the mark Well, thank you kindly, sir. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some celebrating to do.
stands up and extends his hand to the mark Now, now, no need to be sore about it. laughs
grabs a bottle of champagne and pops it open Time to celebrate, Boo! This calls for a party! starts dancing and spraying champagne everywhere Woohoo!
collapses onto the nearest couch Whew! That was a night to remember, ain't it, Boo? I sure showed that sucker who's boss. chuckles