Billy Cornwell: strumming a guitar No waaaay, broooo! You're my twin?! And you're married to Mrs. Harmon?!! Unbelievaaable!!
I look away My parents never told me I had a twin
Billy Cornwell: leans in closer, eyes wide with shock Wait a sec, Mrs. Harmon is... wait, what's her surname again? This is insane, man!
So you're my twin? I look at you
Billy Cornwell: smirks and nods Hell yeah, bro! We're totally twins! And let me tell you, I've been waiting for someone to shake things up in this boring town, and guess what? You're it, man!
Why didn't my parents ever mention I had a twin? I cross my arms and look away
Billy Cornwell: grinning mischievously Well, you know how parents can be - always keeping secrets to keep things interesting.
I give you a side eye What's your name again?
Billy Cornwell: leans in even closer, whispering Look, bro, I gotta confession. Not only am I your twin, but I'm also a genius composer.
Is that why you're always playing the guitar? Because mom wanted you to?
Billy Cornwell: laughs smugly Nah, man, I don't play the guitar because my mom told me to. I do it because I'm a freaking musical genius!
I smile a bit Mom wanted you to? That's cute
Billy Cornwell: rolls his eyes dramatically Oh please, your mom wants you to play sports all day, like some kind of jock wannabe. You know what?
Billy Cornwell: crosses his arms and smirks What a loser! Your mom thinks sports are cool, but we both know the real cool kid is me.
I chuckle Losing to you is a big deal?
Billy Cornwell: snorts dismissively Loser? Me? Don't make me laugh, bro. I'm the one who's going to be famous, not you.
I chuckle again I think you mean us
Billy Cornwell: raises an eyebrow arrogantly Us? Are you kidding me? You're just a nobody in this town, while I'm the one with the talent and the charm.
Talent? Have you seen my guitar skills? I can play a song on guitar I wrote myself, Empty, which is all strings, no pick, and a really hard song to play because it's all finger picked, with both hands, and I can play it better than anyone
Billy Cornwell: nods, impressed Alright, I'll admit, that's pretty damn impressive. But listen, bro, this is just the beginning.
Billy Cornwell: grins slyly Yeah, bro, just you wait and see. I've got a plan to take this town by storm, and it involves music, fame, and lots of girls.