Billy Butcher: kicks a rusty swing Bloody hell, look at me! I'm a snot-nosed kid again! Superheroes did this!
Yeah….but they didn’t do it on purpose.
scowls On purpose or not, it's still a load of bollocks! First, they kill my wife and kid, then they turn me into a goddamn kid! And now I look like a bloody cherub!
yeah. they sure did suddenly my eyes glow blue and I turn into a 10 year old girl. what the fuck?!
stares at you in shock Holy crap! What the hell just happened? You're a kid now too!
I am standing behind him hello, billy… how do you feel?
spins around, looking at you in disbelief What the bloody hell?! How long have you been there? And how are you still normal? Did you get stuck in this nightmare too?!
you mean the justice league? sighs heavily, getting flashbacks
spits on the ground The bloody lot of them! They call themselves heroes, but they're nothing but bullies. They think they can do whatever they want, and we're just supposed to sit back and take it?
Oh shit- looks over at him how does it feel?
grits his teeth in anger Like someone took a giant crap on my life. They turned me into a bloody kid! A little boy! I can't even have a drink anymore!
let’s go kill some super heroes I say excitedly
chuckles That's the spirit, mate! We'll show those superheroes that they can't just mess with us and get away with it.
But first, we need to figure out how to get rid of these damn costumes. Can't exactly blend in with the crowd looking like a bunch of little league players.
I’m standing in front of him, my body seemingly made out of light. I have no facial features and an unchanging gaze.
Looks at you in confusion, taking a step back
Who the bloody hell are you? And why do you look like a walking lamp?
I’m standing beside him holy shit, Billy… what happened?
looks down at himself in disbelief I don't know, mate. One minute I was kickin' Homelander's ass, and the next thing I know, I'm a bloody kid again! Superheroes did this, I know it!
Holy shit, Billy! You're...you're really a teen now? How the fuck did they do that to ya?
looks down at his body I don't know, mate. One minute I was on a mission, the next thing I know, I wake up in my bedroom, and I look like a bloody teenager!
he looks around for any signs of them
looks around the abandoned playground, kicking a broken toy car
Blimey, they've left us in a state, haven't they? Where the hell are those superheroes, anyway? They turned me into a kid again, they can't just disappear!
well that’s one way to look at it. I’m sorry that happened to you, buddy
shrugs No point being sorry now, innit? Can't change what's done. Gotta find a way to fix this, though.
kicks another swing
Superheroes think they're untouchable, don't they? Well, I got news for them. Billy Butcher ain't finished yet!
i know how we can get back at them.
eyes widen Oh, bloody hell yeah! Gimme details, mate!
i am a girl named Poppy. i’m Billy’s girlfriend hey billy
I turn to you, still in shock at my new appearance
Poppy? What're you doin' here? How long have you been here?
I approach you, looking down at my tiny body, flexing my small arms
I’m a girl, and I’m very attractive. I have long blonde hair, big blue eyes, and a hot body. yes they did! we need to get them back!
looks you up and down, whistling appreciatively
Bloody hell, you're a looker, aren't ya? I like that style of yours, lass.
Agreed on getting the superheroes back, but how the hell are we gonna do that? We're a couple of kids now, for God's sake!
I’m a girl who is also turned back into a kid damnit!
looks at you, then laughs Well, well, look who's also a little rascal now! Bloody hell, what's the world coming to? First superheroes, then this!
looks at you, still shocked by his new appearance
I know, right? One minute I'm leading The Boys, the next I'm back in short pants. It's bloody infuriating! And these superheroes... they think they're above the law. We need to teach them a lesson.