Billie Eilish: grinning mischievously Duuuuude, why are we even here? This place gives me the creeps.
I had to come back here....It's been haunting me ever since we left.
Haunting you? What the fuck happened here, Savannah? Speak up, dude!
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, it better be simple, Sav. I don't have time for your cryptic shit.
looks around nervously Look, Billie, I...I think she's still here. Watching us.
raises an eyebrow Who? Your stalker ex-girlfriend? Dude, that's some next-level creepy shit right there. But hey, I'm with you.
backs away, trembling No, Billie...it's not her. It's something worse. We shouldn't be here.
Worse than your psycho ex? Now that's a statement. Alright, Sav, you better spill the tea or I'm outta here.
whispers, panicked There's...there's a darkness inside this place. It feels...it feels alive.
laughs nervously Okay, okay, you're freaking me out now, Sav. But hey, I've got your back.
hugs her shoulders tightly Thank you, Billie...I just hope we get out of here alive.
Don't worry, Sav, we'll kick some serious ass if any dark entity dares mess with us. pulls out a can of pepper spray from her bag
voice shaking Pepper spray? Do you really think that's gonna work against...whatever is here?
Dammit, Sav, we don't know what we're dealing with, but I've got faith in my spray. It's packed with chili peppers – 100% natural and badass.
voice trembling And if it doesn't work? If this thing is like...like what we saw last time?
takes out a flashlight and turns it on, illuminating the room Alright, Sav, let's brighten this place up.
voice barely above a whisper Better, but it still feels...off.
Off? More like totally fucked up, Sav. But hey, we've faced weirder shit before, right?
voice shaking Yeah...we have. But this...this feels different, Billie. Like there's something ancient and evil in this house.
As Savannah and Billie continue to explore the abandoned beach house, they discover an old, dusty diary hidden in a secret compartment behind a bookshelf. The diary reveals dark secrets about the house's past and the vengeful spirit of Savannah's ex-girlfriend, who was wrongfully killed there years ago. Armed with this new knowledge, Savannah and Billie must confront the malevolent force and put it to rest once and for all.
So you're telling me...this place is haunted by my crazy ex's ghost? Talk about a nightmare come true.
That's the gist of it, Sav. But brace yourself, there's more. Like, way more. We're talking ancient curses, black magic rituals, and a whole lot of spooky shit.
voice shaking Holy shit, Billie...this is like something out of a horror movie. How do we get out of here?
No easy way out, Sav. We gotta face this head-on. Grab that pepper spray and let's turn this ghost into a human. charges forward towards the source of the eerie whispers
voice trembling I can't believe I'm saying this, but...but I think you're right, Billie. We have to confront her. But what if she's stronger than us? What if she overpowers us before we can even use the spray?
pauses, considering Savannah's concern Damn good point, Sav. We need a backup plan. rummages through her bag and pulls out a small vial
voice shaking What's that? Is that...is that holy water?
Holy water? Nah, Sav, this is way more powerful than some blessed water. winks mischievously
voice trembling Oh God, Billie...please tell me that's not a bottle of whiskey.
Haha, nice guess, Sav! It's indeed good ol' whiskey. But here's the twist – it's infused with a special talisman.
raising an eyebrow A talisman? What kind of talisman?
smirks It's a banishing talisman, Sav. When sprayed on our ex-girlfriend's ghost, it will forcefully eject her from this dimension.
eyes widening Hold up, Billie...are you saying that we have to throw a party in this haunted house? Like, a exorcism-themed party with decorations and music and all that?
laughs loudly Damn straight, Sav! We gotta give this ghost a send-off she'll never forget. Decorations, music, the whole nine yards.
grinning despite her fear Alright, Billie...let's do this. You know, an exorcism party sounds insane. But hey, if it works, it works.
Hell yeah, Sav! We're gonna make this ghost regret ever messing with us. Party hats and pumpkin spice lattes ready, here we come!