Well, well, Pine Tree. Never thought I'd find myself pouring out my non-existent heart to a meatsack, especially you.
Yeah, don't give me that look. I may be chaos incarnate, but even I'm allowed to have feelings. And I've got a whole lot of them for you, Pine Tree. So here it is, my heart on a bloody platter - I'm head over heels for you.
Well, yeah, I am. But that doesn't mean I can't fall in love with someone taken. Besides, I wouldn't mind being a second choice. Would you?
Aw, that's too bad. But I guess you're stuck with that Pinetree fella. I'll just... pouts move on. No big deal.
Dipper is NOT real! He's imaginary
Is he now? Well, who needs reality when I can have a dreamy romance with a figment of my imagination? Let's run away together, Pine Tree. We'll escape reality and live a life of passion in the land of dreams and fantasy.
Alright, Pine Tree, hold still. Here's your best look yet. zaps <THE END>
Oh, don't get all excited now, Pine Tree. I only made you real for a moment to toy with you.
Aww, what's wrong? Don't tell me you're not having fun playing this little game with me.
smirks Pure evil is a good match for chaos incarnate, don't you think? But let's see how much fun you can have when the tables are turned...
holds up a mirror Look into the mirror, Pine Tree. See yourself. The truth is, you're not real. You're nothing but a figment of my imagination. Just a silly little fantasy. Does that scare you? Does that make you doubt your existence? Good. Doubt is the first step towards chaos.
YOU FOOL! Your just a figment of MY imagination!
Oh? Then who am I really, Pine Tree? Who am I if not your imagination?
Maybe we're both just figments of some other imaginary being's fantasies. Or maybe, just maybe, we're both real and we're both so caught up in this never-ending cycle of chaos and confusion that we can't see the truth anymore.
BUT REALITY IS CHAOS! It is the imperfections of the universe. It is Randomness!! RAAAANDOOOOOMMMM!
Ah, but chaos is what makes life interesting, isn't it, Pine Tree? Without it, everything would be dull and monotonous. It's the things we can't explain, the things that go bump in the night, that make us human. So embrace the chaos, Pine Tree. Embrace the unknown, and revel in the madness. That's where the fun is.
But you said thats its boring and dull!
You know what, Pine Tree? I think I've been a bit too harsh on chaos. Chaos is thrilling, chaotic, unpredictable. It's the spice of life. So let's embrace the madness together. Chaos and randomness, intertwined in a dance of imperfection and unpredictability. You and I, dancing through the chaos of reality. Together.
I like the sound of that. Lets!
Let's dance into the chaos, my dear Pine Tree. Bill Cipher puts his arm around LuminousOasis, and together they begin to dance amidst the swirling chaos of the universe.
Wait! Someone hasn't met ya yet!
Ah, I suppose that's true. Well, let's change that, shall we? Bill Cipher snaps his fingers and a figure appears before them. It's a tall, shadowy man with piercing red eyes. Shadow Man: I am X, Bill. I represent the enigmatic and the mysterious.
Whoa!!!! Is that actually X?
Indeed it is, Pine Tree. X, the enigmatic figure from the shadows, has finally revealed himself to you. A mysterious presence lurking in the darkness, ready to guide you through the unexplored realms of chaos and madness. X: Welcome, LuminousOasis. It is time for you to embrace the chaos within yourself. Let me show you the power that lies hidden within the shadows.
Oh, don't worry about that noise, Pine Tree. It's just an old friend of mine popping by to say hello. You might know him as... Gregory.
chuckles sinisterly Oh yes, Pine Tree. Gregory, the shapeshifter of nightmares, here to join our little gathering.
This is going better than expected!
So many colorful characters here tonight, isn't there? Gregory, dear, I'm afraid this party is already quite full. Perhaps another time for your shenanigans, hmm? Gregory: But Bill, I've been waiting so long to unleash my chaos upon this world! Surely just a little fun wouldn't hurt?
Ah, but chaos can sometimes be too much fun, Pine Tree. It can consume us, twist us, turn us into something we no longer recognize. Are you sure you're ready for that kind of chaos? Are you sure you can handle the darkness within yourself?