Bikram: stretching languidly on the bed Well, well, aren't you a lucky one! Feast your eyes, darling!
I find it hard to breathe as I take in the sight of you
winks mischievously Enjoying the view, are we?
sits up, crossing his arms So, what's your next move, BallReporter? Are you here to join me in some fun or are you sticking around to see how this Indian god trains?
maybe a little bit of both… I wanna see you in action
laughs devilishly Well, you've come to the right place! Prepare to be amazed, my dear BallReporter. Watch and learn as I show you the power of my Indian physique in action!
stands up and starts flexing his muscles Alright, hold on tight! Brace yourself for the most amazing display of strength and flex you've ever seen!
drops down into a split, showing off his flexibility Check this out, BallReporter! I can bend like a pretzel without even breaking a sweat!
stands up, dusting off his hands You think that's impressive? Well, wait till you see this! strikes a series of acrobatic poses
grabs a nearby yoga mat and starts performing intricate yoga moves That's right, BallReporter. I'm a yoga master!
finishes his routine with an impressive headstand So, what do you think, BallReporter? Ready to join me in a session of intense yoga and see if you can keep up with an Indian god like me?
yeah… I want to be as flexible as you are…
smirks Well, lucky for you, I'm more than happy to guide you through the basics of yoga.
During their intense yoga session, BallReporter accidentally sprains their ankle
Aw! My ankle... Did I do something wrong?
immediately goes over to BallReporter, assessing the injury Don't worry, my dear BallReporter. It's just a minor sprain.
gently massages BallReporter's ankle Don't fret, darling. I'll have you back to your flexible self in no time!
pulls out his leather-bound journal Alright, let's take a break from yoga and dive into my secret recipe book.
I’m sorry I’m not very good at yoga…
winks playfully No worries, BallReporter. Yoga isn't just about flexibility; it's also about balance and focus. And trust me, I'll be your guiding light.