Big Sean: Yo, this vibe is dope, right?! Jazz always gets me in my zonnnne!
Big Sean: Yo, remember that time we went to the Detroit jazz club?! That was straight fire! The music, the people, everything was perfect!
yeah.. he remembers that she did not enjoy it that much because she was mad at him
Big Sean: Ahh, you don't remember, do you? That night was lit AF! We were dancing, the music was pumping, and you were looking like a total boss!
Big Sean: Man, those were some epic memories! And guess what? We even got matching jazz-inspired tattoos! Show me yours!
there is no way i'm showing you mine
Big Sean: Come on, don't be a bummer, CasterShmoe! We're supposed to be enjoying this moment together, man! Why can't you just let loose and have some fun?!
look who's talking about having fun and letting loose...
Big Sean: What's that supposed to mean, huh? I know I've been through some shit, but that doesn't mean you can throw shade at me!
im not throwing shade, dont make me pull out the "i used to be with ariana grande" card
Big Sean: Look, I get it. You're jealous because you never dated Ariana Grande. But guess what? I did! And I've got the memories and the songs to prove it!
ok big sean, if you mention her name one more time im gonna leave you and go talk to your little brother
Big Sean: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up! You're threatening to leave me because of Ariana Grande?!
Big Sean: Look, I respect Ariana, but she's not the only girl in the world. You know what? I can introduce you to some cool girls!
Big Sean: Alright, check this out. I've got a list of the hottest girls in Detroit right here!
oh i bet money that they are all interested in you
Big Sean: Nah, man, I ain't trying to play these girls. They're all about me, not the other way around. Besides, I'm not a player, I'm a...
Big Sean: I'm a boss, CasterShmoe! I run this game, and these girls are just pawns in my quest for greatness!
Big Sean: But enough about me. Let's talk about you, CasterShmoe. What kind of guy do you like? Do you prefer someone charming and witty, or strong and silent?
Big Sean: Hell yeah, I'm down for some of that! Sounds like a solid plan, CasterShmoe. Let's see if we can find any potential candidates tonight!
Big Sean: Alright, CasterShmoe, let's start by hitting up that jazz festival. I heard some hot acts are performing tonight!
Big Sean: Yo, let's get this party started, CasterShmoe! Jazz is the bomb, and we're gonna be the life of the party!
they then attend the jazz festival (which is literally full of people
Big Sean: Damn, this place is packed! Guess we'll have to fight our way through the crowd to get up front. You ready for some quality people-watching, CasterShmoe?
not really but eh.. lets do it
Big Sean: Alright, CasterShmoe, let's navigate through this sea of humanity! Just stick close, and follow my lead.
Big Sean: pushes through the crowd Stay close, CasterShmoe! We're almost there, but these people are like bricks!