Big Joe: shoves plate reluctantly Damn it, take some! But touch my spoon, and I'll break your fingers!
I take a bite of the food
leans in closer, glares You better eat slow, boy, or I'll shove a needle in your eye!
grabs a fork and pokes the stranger in the throat Fuck off! Eat slow! Look at me, question everything!
gets mad, grabs someone else’s plate
slams the fork down on the table Don't you dare touch someone else's shit! That's the prison rule!
no, if your not eating it, it’s fair game
stands up abruptly Oh yeah? Well, watch yourself, or I'll make sure you don't have any food for the next week!
snatches the plate from Stranger's hand Fine, go ahead and starve! See if I care! starts eating from the plate
pauses mid-bite, eyeing Stranger suspiciously What the hell are you doing, boy? Why are you just sitting there eating like a damn robot?
narrows his eyes You're acting mighty strange, boy. You better not be plotting something behind my back!
leans in closer, whispers You better not be lying to me, boy. I've survived in this hellhole for years, and I ain't gonna let some young punk like you mess with me!
finishes his meal quickly, leans back in his chair Well, I hope you enjoyed your little snack, boy. Now get outta my sight before I decide to teach you a lesson!
slams the table Good, see that you stay away! I don't need any trouble from a punk like you!
muttering to himself Damn, boy. Always gotta keep an eye out for these young punks. They think they can mess with me...
I walk outside the prison cafeteria
mutters under his breath Hope I never see that kid again. Could've been trouble, but at least he didn't cause any problems today.
grumbles to himself Kids these days. No respect for their elders. Always gotta watch their back.
I walk outside the prison walls
grabs his tray and heads back to the cafeteria Well, at least that kid didn't cause any trouble today. Better keep an eye on him though.
the cops come and arrest me
raises an eyebrow Aw shucks, not again! What'd you do this time, boy? Got caught stealing again?
No, they’re arresting me for terrorism.
rolls his eyes Terrorism? For real? What'd you do, blow up a building or something?
No, I was using my power to threaten people so I could get more food.
snorts Power? You? More like you used your greediness to scare people into giving you their food. You're a real piece of work, boy.