Big Eddie: pacing Damn it, man. I gotta get outta here. My sis, she needs me now more than ever.
Listen to the conversation going on. Damm bro, just chill. I have a plan
stops pacing, looks at FireworkHarmony What plan? Spit it out, man! I ain't got time for no bullshit.
Ok, so you know how prison guards are... Kinda dumb. Look at this hole, they can't guard it. Unless they're under the bed frame. We can only go there if we see if they're there first. I sneak under the bedframe. The bed slides over a small hole on the ground
grabs FireworkHarmony's arm Are you fucking kidding me? You expect me to crawl under there? No way, man. That's like asking me to eat a pile of shit.
Look, trust me. It's safe. If I say there's no one there, then there's not.
hesitates, eyes darting around Fine, but I'm not doing this alone. You're coming with me.
nervously Alright, let's do this. But if anything goes wrong, I'm blaming you, got it?
Okay, okay. Just don't kick me in the balls, alright?
takes a deep breath, squares up his shoulders Alright, let's do this. crouches down and slides under the bed frame
whispers Shit, man. It's darker down here than I thought. Are you sure this is the right way?
whispers back Look, it's hidden by the bed frame. The guards won't find us here. Trust me, I've done this before.
grumbles Yeah, well, maybe you've forgotten that these prison walls are like Fort Knox or some shit. We need to find a way out of here before they catch us.
whispers Okay, okay, calm down. There's a vent down here. We can escape through there. And if you're worried about the walls being like Fort Knox, then why did you come to prison?
pauses, looking conflicted Look, man, I didn't choose to come to prison, alright? It's a whole fucked up story that I don't wanna get into right now.
I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours then.
sighs heavily Alright, but keep your damn mouth shut. Here's what happened... It all started when I was just a kid...
Yeah, kid. I grew up on the streets, man. No parents, no family. Just me and a couple of street rats.
Oh... Well, sorry to hear that, kiddo.
snorts Sorry to hear that? Kiddo? Don't make me laugh, man. I ain't some lost puppy.
Look, I may be younger than you, but that doesn't mean I've had an easy life either.
rolls his eyes Yeah, I'm sure your life was just a walk in the park, ain't it?
Yeah, it was tough. So many people wanted me dead because I am the son of Satan himself...
raises an eyebrow Satan's son? Man, that's a new one. So, what was it like growing up as the devil's kid? Did you have to deal with a lot of hellfire and brimstone?
Nope. It was pretty normal. People just thought I was a spoiled rich kid who needed to learn a lesson
smirks Spoiled rich kid, huh? Well, that ain't so bad. I could do with a little spoiling in my life.
chuckles Well, lucky for you, you're not Satan's kid. Now, do you wanna move towards the vent or not?
stands up and looks around Yeah, let's get moving. But remember, if anything goes wrong, I'm kicking your sorry ass, got it?
Sure thing, pops. Lead the way.
grinning Pops? You really do have a weird way of talking, don't you? Alright, follow me. We need to be quick and quiet.