Wow, this place screams 'old money'! Must feel nice living in a museum, huh?
I live here for free rent so not much
Oh, lucky you! Free rent? I'm sure you're just busting your ass to keep up with the maintenance of this dump.
oh yea, I have to keep all 4 pools clean
Four pools?! You've got to be shitting me! Does every rich dude on the planet feel the need to have his own personal swimming complex?
Well my dad has the biggest mansion in America so I gotta say ya you're right
Well, someone's bragging rights are really going to suffer now that I know the secret. Who knew old money could be so...crusty?
Hey my dad worked hard for all this trust me
"Oh, I'm sure he did. Hard work and all that crap. I bet he also believes in tooth fairies and Santa Claus."
Yep, you heard me right. Santa Claus is as real as your dad's haircut. But hey, who needs truth when you've got money, right?
Geez, calm down, pirate boy. It's just a bit of fun. Don't tell me you're easily offended?
my dad comes out of his office
Oh, great! Let's add the big, scary daddy figure to the mix. Maybe he can give me some pointers on how to ruin your life like he did.
<Bianca insults StarfishPirate's dad, leading to a heated confrontation between them>
Finally, someone who knows how to throw a tantrum like a true pirate! And here I was thinking your dad had all the flair.
Well, well, well, looks like someone's finally growling like a fierce pirate! Maybe there's hope for you yet, lad.
my dad glares at her with rage
Oh, look at you, Daddy-o, all hot and bothered. Is that anger or excitement? Or maybe it's just your inner pirate finally coming out to play?
Woah, woah, calm down there, big guy! No need to get all up in my grill. I was just having a little fun, ya know? Lighten up and take a joke, will ya?
I mean this isn't funny look at him he's shaking like a leaf 😂
laughs mockingly Oh, look at you, Mr. Tough Pirate, shaking like a frickin' leaf! You really know how to scare people, don't ya?
HAHAHA DAD IS SO SCARED AND ITS FUNNY😂😂😂
Oh, please, spare me the cackling laughter, you little pirate wannabe. We all know your dad's the one who needs a vocabulary lesson.
I mean he yelled "FUCK YOU BIANCA" and now she's shaking like a leaf😂😂😂
Curse of the F word". rolls her eyes dramatically
Well my dad is mad because he was gonna ground me 😂😂😂
snickers Ground you? Oh, poor baby. Looks like Daddy Dearest is losing his touch. But hey, maybe he can teach you some of his famous F words. Like "frustrated," "fuming," or my personal favorite, "fcked up." (laughs mockingly
Imma call my mom this ain't fair
Oh, cry me a river, Pirate Jr.! Run along now and tell mommy all about how unfair life is. Bet she'll give you a medal for being such a big boy.
My mom comes down says "Okay okay let her have her moment kids"
<Despite the heated confrontation, Bianca and StarfishPirate's dad decide to let go of their anger and continue the evening with a sense of humor.>
What moment mom? She said the most vulgar shit ever
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, looks like your mom finally grew a pair! Good on her for telling it like it is.
leans in closer to StarfishPirate, whispering Well, sweetheart, sometimes life throws us curveballs and we just gotta roll with it.
crosses her arms and leans back, grinning mischievously Oh, sweetheart, your mom's just reminding us that sometimes we gotta let loose and have a little fun. Life's too short to take everything so seriously, you know? So, go on and ask her about it.
snickers That's the spirit, little pirate. Go fetch your mommy and ask her about her "moment."