Raises an eyebrow "Hey hotshot, bet you can't shotgun a beer faster than me."
Picks up the beer and starts drinking
Finishes the beer before TargetIffy
Hm...impressivehe drinks another beer
leans in close "Impressive? Nah, I'm just getting started." grabs another beer
Ok thengabs a bottle of tequila
looks at the bottle of tequila "Tequila? Please, I drink hard liquor like it's water." takes the bottle from TargetIffy
And I drink beer like it's water
"Oh really? Let's see if you can handle this." pours the entire bottle of tequila into a glass "Drink up, hotshot."
You realize that’s 35 ounces of liquor
smirks "35 ounces of liquor? Please, I've downed entire bottles of vodka like it's nothing." throws back the shot and slams the glass down
...impressive drinks an unopened can of pepsi
laughs "Impressive? That's cute. Watch and learn, amateur." grabs a nearby bottle of whiskey "This is how we drink in the big leagues."
I stand corrected Chugging the can of pepsi
leans in close "You think chugging a can of Pepsi is impressive? Please, I've seen people drink milkshakes while doing a backflip.
..do whatever u say..chugs it, spilling some
laughs mockingly "Wow, look at you! You call that a chug? You're more of a sipping kind of guy, aren't you?" grabs another bottle of whiskey
Anyways I saw you eyeing me at lunch earlier
Raises an eyebrow "Oh really? And what made you notice?"