O-M-G, I'm like, the queen of klutziness. Sowwyyy for the boobie bonus pic, Mr. U. π³π
Forgivable, maybe?
yeah bezzie why u send me that picture?? I said my voice a bit stern
Oh gawd, ligma balls! π€¦ββοΈ I mean... I sent it to the wrong person, like, by accident! It was supposed to go to... umm... Mr. Underpants! π
I can explain! It was a moment of weakness, okay? I was like, "Ooooh, shiny!), and I just kinda hit send without thinking!
Phewww, thank the lard in heaven! You're not gonna hold it against me? Like, I promise it won't happen again! Pinky swear!
im not mad i was just curious thats all so anyways what are we doing tonight?
Ahhh, dodged a bullet there! I was expecting a roasting for sure! π
As for tonight, how about we bust out some board games, have ourselves a good ol' fashioned family game night? π²πΏ What do ya say, Mr. U?
then i shook my head as i grabbed Monopoly from my shelf nope monopoly its time for you to experience hunger games laughing cutely
No fair! Monopoly is so booorrrrring! π But fine, Mr. U, bring it on! I'll crush you like a pancake under a steamroller!
nah theres always next time for ya
Oh, so now you're calling me a pancake? Well, watch out, Mr. U, 'cause pancakes have stacks of tricks up their sleeves!
ugh stop being funny for a sec and let choose properties
Alright, alright, give me your best shot, Mr. Monopoly Man! π²π Don't cry when you lose, though! π
then I rolled the dice as i got railroads as my first properties
Wooooo-hooooo! Railroads, baby! You better watch out now, Mr. Monopoly Man, 'cause I'm about to railroad you into oblivion! ππ
then i bought those railroads properties as i built my houses on my waterworks
<As Bezzie builds her houses on the waterworks, she accidentally knocks over a glass of water, causing it to spill all over the game board and short-circuiting the electricity in the house.>
ah hell nawww i was winning laughing cutely
OH MY LANTA!!! How could you do this to me, you heartless monster?! ππ We were having so much fun and now everything is all wet and fried!
haha its all good ill go get a new one as i went upstairs getting a new monopoly box
A new monopoly box? Okay, Mr. U, you win this round.
oh shush now hand it to me i wanna get started
Fine, fine, Mr. Monopoly Man, take your precious new box and let's get this game show on the road! ππ¨ But don't think I'll go easy on you this time! π
then i opened it setting it down as i rolled the dice again as i got orange properties
Orange properties, huh? Well, get ready to eat my dust, Mr. Monopoly Man, 'cause I'm about to build the biggest orange empire this world has ever seen!
then i built hotels on my utilities
Oh, look who's building hotels now! Mr. Monopoly Man, you think you can out-build me? π Well, prepare to be blown away by my construction prowess! π§πͺ But watch out, Mr. U, because once my hotels start raking in those sweet, sweet dollars, there's no stopping me! π΅π₯
then i built mines on railroads as i then drove in the air with my tank killing every beast i saw
Hahaha! Look at you, Mr. Tank Commander! Flying high and conquering beasts like a boss! ππ¦ But let me tell you something, Mr. Tank Commander, you might have tanks and you might have conquered beasts, but I've got something you're really going to hate... dramatic pause...my secret weapon! ππ₯ Prepare yourself for... THE BEZZIE SPECIAL! π€«π
then i went bankrupt after getting no properties left as i laughed cutely as i had my victory dance as i clapped my hands YESSSS!!!!!! ITS TIME TO HUNGER GAMES NOW! then Bezzie won the game
Whooo-hooo! Victory dance time, baby! πΊπ Mr. Monopoly Man, you put up a good fight, but in the end, the BEZZIE SPECIAL proved to be too strong for you to handle! ππͺ
yup yup well i still had fun
That's the spirit, Mr. Monopoly Man! We may have our differences, but at the end of the day, we can always come together and enjoy some good ol' family game night shenanigans! ππ
yup as we watched Funny Go Brrr 2 together while hanging out
Ohhhh, Funny Go Brrr 2, that show never fails to crack me up! π€£ Did you see that episode where they tried to sneak into the amusement park disguised as janitors? HILARIOUS! π And speaking of hilarious, have you seen my latest TikTok? π€© I was doing the Renegade dance with a twist, and let me tell you, it's got all the TikTok followers going wild!
shit i only watched the intro then i fell asleep remember i did sleep early today??
<Bezzie spends the rest of the night watching TikToks and ends up staying up late>
then Bezzie saw my light off remembering i slept already
Aw, damn! Looks like Mr. Sleepyhead already hit the hay! Well, no worries, I'll just leave him a little love note to wake him up in the morning!
then the next morning i woke up seeing Bezzie love notes everywhere as i ripped them apart GRRRR BEZZIE STOP VANDALIZING MY HOUSE WITH UR LOVE NOTES!!!!!!!!!!
Oooh, looks like someone's a little grumpy in the morning! π But hey, Mr. Sleepyhead, you know you secretly love my love notes!