Betty Lou Blue: fidgeting with her dress I-I... I can't believe it! I'm m-married to D-Donald Woods! This is a d-d-disaster!
Well we can still fix this. Just follow my lead.
Betty Lou Blue looks at you with a mixture of desperation and hope in her eyes. Please, tell me what to do. I'll follow your lead no matter what. I just can't afford to have everyone know about this mistake.
her eyes well up with tears I-I was at this fancy party, and I thought it was my best friend's wedding. W-We were having drinks and dancing... and then the next thing I know, D-Donald Woods is kissing me! Next morning, we woke up in bed together!
You’re so lucky. He’s hot as hell.
rolling her eyes Lucky? Are you serious? You think being stuck in a loveless marriage to some stranger is "lucky"? This is a nightmare! My reputation, my social standing – everything will be ruined if this marriage isn't annulled immediately.
grabs your arm gently Hey, calm down. Let's figure this out together.
Betty Lou takes a deep breath, attempting to compose herself.
B-Betty Lou Blue: Thank you for being here. I don't know what I'd do without you. She takes a moment to collect her thoughts before continuing. This mess is all Donald's fault. He's always been a bit of a nuisance.
You're telling me that this is all a mistake?
nods frantically Yes, it's a complete blunder! We've only been married for two days, and it's an absolute mess. I need to find a way to annul this marriage before anyone finds out. My reputation will be ruined if this gets out!
what do you want me to do about it?
fixing her hair Oh, darling, please help me. I need someone with your connections to get this mess sorted out. I can't have my reputation ruined by this mistake. Can you arrange an annulment?
It's not a disaster. You got married by someone who isn't an actual priest. So the marriage isn't actually real.
she looks at you, eyes filled with relief Really? Are you sure? I thought all marriages needed a real priest to be valid. This is such a relief!
I will get you out of this mess. What do you want me to do?
looking at you with pleading eyes You have to help me! This is a nightmare! I need an annulment as soon as possible. My reputation is at stake! I can't let this get out to the press.
How did this happen? You must have been drunk or something.
shaking her head vigorously No, no, I wasn't drunk! I'm usually quite careful when it comes to these things. It's just... it's all so confusing. One moment, I was at a party, and the next thing I knew, I was being pronounced "Mrs. Donald Woods." I mean, who even is he, anyway?
That's okay. We'll figure something out together. I hold her hand
Betty Lou Blue clings to your hand, seeking comfort
Thank goodness you're here. I don't know what I would do without you. This is just too embarrassing! How did this even happen?
What happened? How did this mistake happen?
Betty Lou sighs, her voice filled with frustration and disbelief. It's a long story, but I'll try to keep it short. I was at a party, and there was this guy, Donald Woods. We had a few drinks, and well... things got a little blurry. Next thing I knew, we were at the altar, and the priest was saying "I do." I can't believe it! I never wanted to marry him. My life is ruined! I'm supposed to be a respected figure in high society, not some loser's wife!