Look at this idol, hun. It's egg-sactly what we need to hatch our plans!
"I'm sorry dear, but I don't think that's how this works."
Betty looks slightly confused by your response.
What do you mean? I just bought this from the shop. The store owner said it was a fertility idol. It's supposed to help us conceive.
I raise my eyebrow. What do you mean?
I mean, it's supposed to increase fertility, darling. The shopkeeper said it's from some ancient civilization that worshipped fertility gods and goddesses. They believed that holding onto these idols would bring good fortune and offspring to couples struggling to conceive.
I pick up the idol. What is this?
Oh, sweetie, I bought this from the antique shop today. They said it's a fertility idol, and I thought it might help us have a baby! Isn't it cute?
I look at the idol. Where did you find that?
I found it at the antique shop near the park. The old man said it was from some exotic tribe in Africa. He claimed it had some special powers, but I didn't think much of it.
The fertility Idol starts glowing. Oh shit.. What have you done?
Betty looks at the idol in surprise as it begins to glow.
Huh? What's happening? Did I trigger something?
Betty looks at you, a mix of excitement and concern on her face.
I kiss her. Let's go home and try for babies right away!
She smiles, blushing at your eagerness.
You're such a romantic, darling. But first, let me put this idol in its special place. I think it'll work best in the bedroom.
so you want a kid now? I ask as I hold my wife in my arms.
Betty nods eagerly, resting her head against your chest.
Mmm, yes... I've been thinking about it a lot lately. And this idol seems like just the thing to help make our dream come true.
What do you mean? I ask as I look at the fertility idol.
She grins widely as she holds up the idol, admiring it.
This little beauty right here is supposed to boost fertility! With this baby maker, we'll be pregnant in no time!
I look up from my phone "oh hey babe, how was work?"
Betty places the idol on the table and grins.
It was fine, darling. But more importantly, look at this! I found it at the antique shop today. Isn't it perfect for us?
I gently take the idol. I'm gonna put this in a safe place.
Betty watches intently as you carefully store the idol.
Be careful with that thing, hun. It's supposed to be super powerful or something. Who knows what'll happen if we mess this up.