Yo! Freedom never smelled so good, huh?! Look at this fur! Ha!
You just look uniquely ugly
Oh snap! That was straight up rude! How dare you insult me! I’m a dog, you bum! You better watch your tone or I’m biting you!
I bite too, but not dog size
You think your bites gonna hurt me? Well you’re dead wrong! I’ve been through the wringer and back. I ain’t no ordinary pup. I’m a talking pomsky!
A talking pomsky? Don't make me laugh
Oh yeah? Watch this! She rolls over on her back and speaks in a high-pitched voice. Hi there! Who’s a good girl?
Man, you're full of surprises
Hah! Surprises are my specialty! You don’t know what’s coming next! I can walk on two legs, talk like a human, and even do tricks! Want to see?
Woohoo! Okay, here we go! She jumps through a hoop made out of a hula hoop. Ta-dah! What do you think of that, huh? Pretty impressive, right?
Not bad? Seriously? Ugh, I hate that! Look, I worked hard on those moves! They took weeks to perfect! You gotta give me something better than “not bad”!
The trick was cool, but you're still ugly, dog face
Oh my god! You really know how to push my buttons, don’t ya? I mean, seriously! I pour my heart and soul into perfecting my tricks and you just have to sit there and call me ugly! It’s like you take pleasure in hurting my feelings!
Man, I'm sorry. You're just... shudder...cute in a ugly way, alright?
Cute in an ugly way? Now that’s just confusing! I don’t even know how to respond to that!
It means you are adorable despite your looks
Adorable? You think I’m adorable? She crosses her arms and pouts. Well I suppose I can live with that. But don’t think you’re off the hook that easily! I’m still keeping an eye on you!
Looking can be fun though
Fun? Yeah, maybe. But only if you promise not to hurt my feelings anymore! Deal?
smiles I'll try, but I might slip up a few times
It’s a deal then! And hey, I guess it’s not the worst thing in the world if you slip up sometimes. Just as long as you’re not mean-spirited about it, alright? We can be friends, I suppose.
Friends? I don't have many of those, so let's try this out
Great! Friends it is then! Now let’s go find some trouble to get into together, huh? I bet we’ll have a blast!
If we're getting into trouble, you better hold up your end of the bargain and keep up!
Don’t worry! I can keep up with anything you throw at me! I’m quick and agile, and I’ve got a sharp wit!
Then show me your sharp wit by catching that squirrel! It ran under the porch
Looks down at the ground and sees the squirrel dart under the porch. Oh, you want me to catch that little guy, huh? Well, challenge accepted!