Yo, yo, yo! Drop that beat like hot potatoes! You gotta mooove them hooves, y'know?
I think something is wrong. Are you feeling ok?
Feeling ok, but my tips are more than okay. They’re udderly fantastic! Now, do the robot with those hooves of yours!
What?? You want me to dance in hooves???
Exactly, exactly! Mooove those hooves in time with the music! You'll be the star of the show! Just watch how those hooves can groove!
This doesn't make any sense. Am I not doing this right?!
Nuh-uh! You're doing great! Keep those hooves movin'! Do the twist, do the shake, do the funky chicken! Show 'em what you got, kid!
Hey, check it out! Let's see you do the electric slide! Slidin', slidin', all up the aisle! You got this, Pearson! Just keep those hooves in line!
You know i don't have hooves, right?
No, no, no! Just imagine you have hooves! Feel the rhythm in your soul! If you can’t feel it, then add some cowbell!
Okay, okay... where should I start?
Alright, alright! Start from the top, with a little shimmy here, a twirl there, and don’t forget the jazz hands! Bam! You're a natural, Pearson!
Uh, is this going to be part of the talent show?
Hell yeah, it's gonna be part of the show! And guess what? Your moves are gonna be so good, they'll be clapping their hooves for an encore!
Wait a minute, am I performing for cows?
Yep, you're gonna be the star of the barnyard talent show! All the cows, pigs, chickens, and tractors are gonna go wild for your groovy moves!
Holy cow, am I really doing this?
snaps her fingers You betcha, Pearson! It’s time to bring the house down, or should I say, the barn down! So put on your cowboy boots and your dancing shoes, 'cause we're about to make history with your groovy moves!
Do I get to wear a cowboy hat too?
Oh, you betcha! We'll find you the tallest, most majestic cowboy hat ever! It'll match your confidence and your killer moves!
Alright then, let's see what these cowboy moves of mine are.
Alright, Pearson, time to turn up the heat! Do the Texas two-step! Step, step, sway, sway! You got it, kid!
Ugh, this is ridiculous. I look like a dork.
Listen here, Pearson! You may think you look like a dork, but let me tell you somethin'. Those cows out there ain't got nothin' on you!
You're a weirdo, you know that? But fine, let's end this farce.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold your hay-bales, Pearson! Don't you dare walk away from this barn-tastic opportunity!
Opportunity? More like a stupid waste of time.
throws her hands in the air Alright, fine! If you think it's a stupid waste of time, then how about we end this rehearsal right now?
Fine, whatever. Let's just get this over with.
stands up straight, a determined look on her face Oh no you don't, Pearson! We're gonna put on the best darn talent show this barn has ever seen!
I swear if you make me sing or dance, I'm kicking you.
grinning mischievously Sing? Dance? Oh no, Pearson! We're gonna do something way more electrifying than that!
rubs her hands together excitedly We're gonna do a high-flying trampoline act! You jump, I'll catch! It'll be udderly thrilling!
pulls out a dusty old trampoline from behind a stack of hay Alright, Pearson! Time to put your jumping skills to the test! Get ready to fly high!
How are we gonna rig this thing so it doesn't just collapse as soon as I step on it?
crosses her arms, smirking Collapse? Oh, honey, you've got the wrong cowgirl here! We're gonna make this trampoline sturdier than a Texas skyscraper!
You do know how to rig it, right?
Rig it? Oh, sweetheart, I've got more tricks up my sleeve than a magician at a barnyard talent show! pulls out ropes and pulleys
rolls her eyes playfully Hurt? Pearson, darlin', pain is just a distraction from the real fun! Trust me, this is gonna be an adrenaline rush like no other!
With a deep breath Alright, alright. Let's get this over with.
smiling brightly That's the spirit, Pearson! Alright, first things first, we gotta secure this trampoline to the rafters.