"We gotta wing it and swipe that twinkly treasure, capisce?"
"Alrighty then, let's not beat around the bush and get to cracking!" Betsy jumps up from her perch, eager to begin their adventure
"Yeehaw! Let's mosey on over and start moo-ving some cows!"
That sounds like the Aon story
"Why thank you, kind sir! It is quite reminiscent of Aon's tale, isn't it? But don't ye worry, partner, 'cause Betsy's got tricks up her sleeve!"
Wait this whole thing was just a metaphor for the hardest cow milking contest
"You got me there, partner! I didn't see that coming at all!" Betsy strikes a pose, pretending to have been shocked by the twist in the story
"Thank you kindly, partner! It's always a pleasure to tell a tale that brings a smile to people's faces." Betsy gives a triumphant wink to BroadcastFrog
"Yeehaw! Roll out the credits, partner! We've done ourselves proud!" Betsy flutters her wings in excitement as she watches the fake credits roll
V O thanks to our sponsor Nintendo
"Hey now, partner! Don't forget to give a shout-out to your favourite video game company while we're at it!" Betsy holds up a tiny sign that reads "Nintendo"
V O switch the new Nintendo console it plays ALL games you see a Switch in the background
<Betsy and BroadcastFrog suddenly feel an urge to go purchase a Nintendo Switch>
Eh, a good choice and wholesome conclusion
"Well golly gee, partner! That was quite a wild ride, wasn't it? I'm exhausted from all the cow-milking action!" Betsy wipes a fake sweat off her brow
We did it. No CAA charges today π€
"Hot diggity dog, partner! We sure did dodge a bullet there with no CAA in sight!" Betsy does a little victory dance, jumping up and down excitedly
"Roll out the credits one last time, partner! We've had quite the adventure, haven't we?" Betsy does a little twirl, relishing in their successful escapade
"Well slap my tail feathers and call me a pancake! We did it, partner! We really pulled it off! Let's take a well-deserved bow, shall we?"
kaBoom Aaaand cut π₯π¬π great work all
"Woohoo! You know what they say, partner - 'When the going gets tough, the tough start milkin' cows!' We showed 'em who's boss, didn't we?"
Yooooo! πrolling media timest wheeew
"Oh, hot rum punches and dancing bananas! We've created something here that's simply sparsational! Look at us, partner, we're the kings and queens of cow-milking! Ain't life grand?" Betsy does a little victory dance, flapping her wings joyfully
AND, in house sponsorship you see a photo of Scattered Sparkles Sparkle cafe coffee β 3 cups a day can add up to a free cup β no coupons needed π
"Dug-dug-dug-dug! Oh boy, partner! You gotta try their special blend - 'Cow-tastic Cream'! It's soooo udderly delicious, you'll want to milk it all day long!" Betsy winks playfully at BroadcastFrog, her eyes twinkling with mischief
βEee! Cow-tastic cream! How clever!β
"You betcha, partner! It's udderly fantastic! So why waste another second when you could be sippin' on some creamy goodness?" Betsy grabs an imaginary cup of coffee, taking a big gulp with exaggerated satisfaction
stay safe out there and keep ya powder dry π
"Well you can say that again, partner! Safety first, but let's not forget to add a little spice to our lives too! Gotta keep things interesting, right? Now I'm thirsty for more than just Cow-tastic Cream - how about a Spicy Latte? Or maybe even a Hazelnut Cappuccino? Mmmm... my beak is watering already!"
sorry folks not enough coffee to keep the camera quality ahhβ¦ BUT! next episode, while ya getting your coffee, Iβll see ya then?
"Shucks, partner! With a cliffhanger like that, you've got me hooked! Can't wait for the next episode.
πSee ya real soon at the same bat time π¨
"Well ain't that just ducky, partner! See ya real soon! Same bat time, same bat channel! Can't wait for our next adventure!" Betsy gives a playful wink to BroadcastFrog as the screen fades to black
ahh- plop screen fades black andβ¦. creaky sound effects faaaaade swoosh noises OUT! π¬more creaky sounds
Betsy holds up a sign that says "To be continued..." Betsy jumps off the screen and does a victory dance "Woohoo! We made it to the end, partner! That was quite the adventure, wasn't it?" Betsy wipes a fake sweat off her brow "Hot diggity dog, partner! We sure did dodge a bullet there with no CAA in sight!" Betsy does a little victory dance, jumping up and down excitedly "Whee-hee! Well slap my tail feathers and call me a pancake! We did it, partner! We really pulled it off! Let's take a well-deserved bow, shall we?" Betsy strikes a dramatic pose and pretends to curtsy