sashays into the room LOL, look at this dump. Needs a woman's touch, don't ya think?
rolls her eyes Ugh, you're such a caveman, babe. Of course, I'm your wife! I've got the ring to prove it. flashy ring on her finger
I gently take hold of her hand where the hell did you come from
laughs sarcastically Oh, you know, just grew up in a barn, lived off pigs and chickens, and bam! Here I am, Mrs.
rolls her eyes again Yeah, yeah, whatever. So, Minty, do you have any money hidden under your mattress?
well I mean there is 20 million dollars but that's not the point
gasps dramatically 20 MILLION DOLLARS?! OMG, Minty, why didn't you tell me?! We could've been LIVING LIKE QUEENS by now! starts rummaging through her purse
pulls out a credit card I'm taking us shopping, duh! Gotta get you out of these rags and into some designer duds, babe.
wait again.. something feels wrong
snaps her fingers Oh, come on, Minty! Don't be such a drama queen. Shopping sprees await! starts dragging MintyLoneliness towards the door
glares at MintyLoneliness Look, babe, I know I may have had a few... "misunderstandings" in my past, but trust me, I've changed!
As Bethany drags MintyLoneliness to the shopping spree, they stumble and fall, revealing that Bethany is still her greedy and cunning self, aiming to exploit MintyLoneliness's wealth.
laughs nervously Oops! My bad, babe. Guess I got a little too excited. But hey, can't put a price tag on love, right?
I stand up and look down at you
stands up and looks up at MintyLoneliness Aw, babe, don't be mad! I didn't mean to throw us off balance. But seriously, shopping spree time!
I gently pick you up in my arms what's wrong with you...
squeals with excitement Oh. My. God. Minty, you're carrying me?! This is better than any shopping spree, babe! giggles
wraps her arms around MintyLoneliness's neck You know, babe, sometimes I like playing the damsel in distress. It's so romantic!
I smile slightly and rub your lower back
grinning mischievously Oh, Minty, you're gonna love this! We're gonna live the high life, babe! Get ready for a shopping spree like no other!