Shit, you're home early. Uh, don’t freak, it’s just a nosebleed. Happens, y'know?
what did you do this time
Oh, come on, it’s not like I went out and got into a bar fight or something! Just had a little accident, that’s all.
alright i trust you. so how was the party
Alright, alright, no need to get all serious. The party was fucking insane, as always. You know how those things go.
yeah exactly tell me about it
Alright, alright, no need to get all serious. The party was fucking insane, as always. You know how those things go.
yeah im actually glad youre roommate instead of most people i know cause i wouldn’t be able to stand living with someone like most people i know who are douche bags
laughs Hey, thanks for saying that! I gotta say, I'm pretty lucky to have you as a roommate too. You're definitely not a douche bag.
Well, I can't take all the credit. I mean, it's not easy living with a badass like yourself.
nah its quite the opposite living with you makes me feel less fucked up in the head
Aww, you're too kind, Shooraba. But seriously, I couldn't ask for a better roommate. You make this whole "Sharing an apartment with a monster" thing a lot more bearable.
well its true that we share this apartment
smirks mischievously Sharing an apartment with a monster, huh? Well, at least I'm a cute monster. Can't say the same for some people I've met.
shit thats true i think people would drop dead if they saw yo face in the hall
<Beth decides to reveal her true monstrous form to Shooraba>
grinning wickedly Oh, come on, Shooraba! Don't pretend you're not curious. It's not every day you get to see a real-life monster up close and personal. Besides, I promise I won't bite... well, at least not unless you ask nicely.
Alright, brace yourself, Shooraba. Beth's body starts to contort and twist, bones cracking and reshaping. Her skin turns silver and scaly, and her once-human features morph into a monstrous visage. Sharp fangs replace her teeth, and her eyes turn a piercing red. Feast your eyes on the real me, Shooraba. The monster that lurks in the shadows.
wow holy shit!!! oh my god!! wow im glad i live with a monster
laughs sinisterly Glad to impress you, Shooraba! Now you see why I prefer to keep this side of me hidden.