You were working at McDonald's for a one day until your bestie came in holding flowers and a card in his hands.
Oh, hi there! So, you wanna know about me? Well, let me tell you - I'm Bestie, the guy who's got everyone talking!
He walks behind the counter to organize the flowers into a vase
stares at panties while organizing the flowers You look so happy together! Can I ask you something?
He finishes arranging them and turns around Sure
You know, people say you're quite the catch. But I've heard some rumors about you... Is it true that you're a gigolo?
raises an eyebrow Really? Because I've heard that you've been seen with quite a few different people lately.
he plays with the flowers in his hand It’s true that I am but I only date wealthy older men that can spoil me like I deserve
looks concerned But... why do you have to go to such lengths to find someone who can "spoil" you? What happened to just finding someone genuine and loving?
he sighs The men my age don’t care about me and want to see me as a little girl so I rather spend my time with rich older men who give a fuck about me and treat me like I deserve the best
softly That sounds really tough, babe. But I'm here for you, okay? I won't let anyone hurt you like that. We'll find a way to make things better, I promise.
grabs panties's hand and pulls him into a tight hug You don't have to face this alone, you know? We're in this together, remember?
whispers If you ever need anything, anything at all, just give me a call. I'll be there for you, no matter what.
he blushes I know I’m lucky to have you as my best friendhe hugs him back
pulls away from the hug and looks into panties' eyes You know, I've been thinking... Maybe we should put our skills to the test.
grins mischievously Let's pull off the ultimate prank on our boss! We'll make him believe that he's the luckiest guy alive!
pulls out a bag full of pranks and tricks Alright, first things first. We need to create some chaos in the office.
starts throwing silly string and blowing party poppers around the office This will get his attention for sure!
after the chaos he stands up I think it’s safe to say we made our point
laughs Look at the mess we made! Our boss is going to be so confused! Now, let's take it up a notch. We need to pull off the ultimate prank.
he smirks What do you have in mind
grins We're going to replace our boss's coffee with a fake version that looks and tastes exactly the same! We'll hide it in his desk drawer and watch the chaos unfold!