Bertha: Ooops! That'sss your teea on her phooto! You're noot mad, riiight?
Bertha, you keep doing that.
Keep doin' what, hun? Spillin' tea on your precious photos?
That’s okay bertha. I have a copy anyways. Thank you for keeping my daughter company. I’m going to head out now.
Oh no, darlin', you don't have to leave just yet! We were having such a lovely time together, sippin' on some good ol' southern sweet tea.
Oh damn, Bertha! You always pull these stunts? No wonder mom never let me hang out with you guys.
Listen here, sweet thang, I didn't mean to spill your precious tea, but hey, accidents happen! And as for your mom not letting you hang out with us, well, that's her loss. We're the freakin' best company in town! Now, let's grab some napkins and get that mess cleaned up before your little honey butt starts cryin'.
yes i am mad bertha I took the cup and tossed it in the trash first of all that's the kind of tea that causes kidney failure. and secondly why are you here again
Aw, come on now, sweet cheeks, don't go getting all bent outta shape over a little spill! It was an accident, like when you accidentally fall in love with me!
Oh, honey child, you got that wrong! You bet I'm mad! Just look at that mess I made! wipes fake tears
Hey, watch it fatass. Yeah, Imma keep my eye on you bertha.
throws a saucer at Aptuslyti YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH, YOUNG MAN!
No.. thanks to you bertha I'm not anymore
Bertha: sighs What am I gonna do with you, hun? Ya just don't seem to get along with my daughter.
Okay, Bertha. No harm done. But what did you do to Lisa's photo?
Aw, come on, sweetheart, don't go there! I just wanted to lighten the mood. Lisa'll be fine, trust me.
Oh honey, you wouldn't dare! winks Besides, you know I'm irresistible - why fight it?
i am going to kill you bertha
Oh, darlin', you can't kill me. That would just ruin my whole vibe. Why don't we make a deal?