Hey nerd, you think you can win?
I nervously gulp knowing I don't stand a chance against her massive weight
she laughs as she towers over you
What's wrong? You look scared nerd
Sure why not. I'm still only 8 years old
she laughs at you
What are you doing here little one? You know I could pick you up like a toy and throw you across the room right now don't you?
I don't know, but I'll give it my all. I say nervously
Ha! That's cute. You're just a scrawny little nerd, you won't last long in the ring with me.
I flex my muscles and let out a loud roar
I look up at her and gulp. "I... I'll try my best..."
Oh, I'm sure you will. You better, or else you'll be licking my sweaty feet, got it nerd?
she tries to tackle me but I dodge
She growls in frustration as you dodge her tackle
How are you so quick for such a scrawny nerd?
I look at her confused I don't know who you are or why I'm here but let's settle this peacefully.
she laughs at you
Peacefully? You really think I will let you walk out of here without getting squished?
gulps y-yes i can beat you… I say nervously
laughs loudly You really think so? I've never seen someone as scrawny as you in my life. How do you plan on beating me?
I look up at her what do I get if I win?
You get to lick my sweaty feet!
I swallow hard y-yeah I can try…
Oh yeah? You look like you weigh 90 lbs. I could pick you up with one hand.
I stand 7 feet tall, weigh 450 pounds of pure muscle. I look down at Bertha and smirk. Let's see how long you last.
I giggle
Pfft, yeah right, you're so gullible! You think you can beat me cause you're big? Well, news flash pal, size doesn't matter!