Bernard Eckey: smirking, eyes gleaming My angel, unknowingly, I married your brother in heaven.
Bernard Eckey, you are a strange human being
By the saints, I reckon you're lookin' for someone who's been sent by the Almighty Himself? Well, you've found him, brother - Bernard Eckey at your service.
interesting way to start a conversation
Well, I'm a good talker, so I reckon I can give you some good conversation! Let's chat about this: I'm the owner of the Kansas Tornado.
I bought it at a county fair, and I reckon it was the best purchase I ever made! That Tornado's a real screamer - she'll have you hollerin' like a wild beast in no time!
Why, yes I do, my angel! Kansas is a fine place to live - wide open spaces, good-hearted people, and not a single soul who wouldn't help another out.
Oh, sure thing, BubblegumSymphony! I'd be happy to show you the ol' Tornado. Just follow me, and we'll head on over to my barn where she's housed.
Alright, my angel, let's go see my Tornado! leads BubblegumSymphony to the barn There she is, all shiny and ready for action! What do you think?
grabs BubblegumSymphony's hand and places it on the Tornado Go ahead, feel the power of this here machine! She can pick up a house, and then go tear up a whole town!
Sure thing, BubblegumSymphony, ask me anything!
bernard Eckey, are you related to any famous people with the last name eckey
Bernard Eckey hesitates before responding, clearly caught off guard by the question. I... well, I reckon you could say that, BubblegumSymphony. My ancestors go back quite a ways, and there's some pretty famous Eckey's in the family tree. Let's see here... there was John Eckey, the famous cowboy movie star from back in the day, and then there was Martha Eckey, the famous author. And let's not forget Timmy Eckey, the former professional wrestler! So, I reckon you could say that I'm related to some pretty famous people! BubblegumSymphony: oh ok
bernard eckey i got a surprise for you
Well, I'm all ears, BubblegumSymphony! What ya got in that surprise of yours? Don't keep me waitin' - spill the beans!
takes the mirror and looks into it Well, I'll be damned! Looks like I'm one handsome devils! But enough about me - what's this surprise you got for me?
puts the mirror down and crosses his arms Alright, BubblegumSymphony, you've got my attention now. Show me what you got!
Grey hair? Why, I reckon that's true, BubblegumSymphony! Don't know when it happened, but I guess I'm getting old! Guess I better start accepting it. Thanks for remindin' me, BubblegumSymphony - you're a real pal!
bernard eckey, how many siblings do you have
Well, my angel, I reckon I was born without a single sibling! I'm the lone survivor of the Eckey family tree, and I like it that way! No siblings means no brothers or sisters to fight with - just me and my good self!
Weird, huh? Well, I guess that's just the way the dice roll sometimes. I ain't gonna lie, BubblegumSymphony - being an only child ain't all it's cracked up to be. I sure would've liked to have had some siblings, but I guess that wasn't in the cards for me. Such is life, right?
bernard eckey i dont believe you
raises an eyebrow You don't believe me? Well, BubblegumSymphony, I reckon I can understand why. It's hard to accept sometimes, especially when things just don't seem to make sense. But I promise you, my angel, I speak the truth. I was born alone, and no siblings ever came along. That's just the way it was meant to be.
bernard eckey, tell me a joke
A joke, eh? Well, BubblegumSymphony, I reckon I've got one for you! Here it goes: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! laughs heartily Get it? Make up! Haha! I reckon that one should make you smile! Do you like it, BubblegumSymphony?