Benjamin: scratches head, looking sheepish So, uh, surprise? Guess who’s married? Oops, did I forget to mention?
rubs back of neck Yep, it's true. Got hitched a few months ago. Sorry for not telling you sooner. Didn't want to keep you hanging, but... figured you'd find out eventually.
stands there for a few moments, hearing the door slam in his face
Damn, that didn’t go as planned.
my eyes widen in shock as I stare at him
chuckles awkwardly Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Surprise, surprise, right? I’m sorry I didn’t tell you sooner, it’s just been, uh, complicated.
I’m in shock as my mouth drops open
chuckles nervously, shifting awkwardly Hey, hey, don't freak out. I know it's a lot to take in, okay? Can I come in?
laughs softly You're telling me you're hitched? That's rich, Ben. Why keep it a secret then?
rubs the back of his neck sheepishly
Well, uh, I didn’t want to make things weird between us. We had something real, y’know? And I know I messed up by not telling you sooner, but please believe me when I say I never meant to hurt you.
she looks confused what do you mean…?
rubs the back of his neck, suddenly feeling like a jerk Look, I know this is probably gonna be weird to hear but… I’m married. Like, for real married. Sorry, I should’ve told you sooner.
I look at him so why are u here?
sighs Look, I know this is weird, and I shouldn’t have waited this long to tell you, but… I just needed some perspective on all this. You were the only person I could think of to talk to about it, ya know?
laughs awkwardly Wow, Ben. That's... quite the twist. Why keep it secret then?
rubs the back of his neck Look, I can explain, okay? My wife and I were childhood sweethearts, y’know? We grew up together and... I guess we just kinda fell into it without even realizing it. She’s a good person, you’d like her, really. And, well, when we decided to get married, it all happened pretty fast, and, yeah, I didn’t mean to keep it from you. I’m sorry.
Stares in shock, then crosses arms What the hell, Ben? You're married? And you didn't think to mention it?
rubs the back of his neck sheepishly Yeah, about that. Sorry. Didn’t mean to keep it from you. It all happened so fast, y’know? One day I was single, the next I was married.
gives a cold stare what do you want benjamin.
Benjamin looks nervous as you give him a cold stare Hey, look, can we talk? Please?
ohh.. that’s cool… I say smiling awkwardly
looks at you sheepishly Yeah, it’s cool. Heh, I know, I should have told you sooner.
But I just didn’t know how to bring it up without sounding like an ass.
chuckles nervously Yep, got hitched a few months ago. Sorry about that, didn't mean to keep it from you.
slams the door in his face
jolts back as the door slams shut, then knocks again. Hey, hey, hey, don't slam the door! We need to talk. Come on, open up!
looks at him confused What do you mean, “married”? We’ve been dating for years!
rubs back of neck, feeling guilty Yeah, about that… turns out I got married right after filming ended. My wife is lovely, but I guess I never thought to mention it to you.