tipping his oil can back with a slick grin Yo, my crew? Certified nutzos! So, you in or out for some wild action?
Fry? Still jumpin’ from one relationship to another like a kangaroo on a pogo stick. Can’t keep it in his pants, that one.
Leela, the fiery red-headed space captain? She’s as loyal as a dog, but only to the ones she likes. You better impress her if you want a chance.
what about amy and tweek from the calzones?
Amy and Tweek? They’re a bundle of nerves, those two. Always arguing and making up, like yin and yang.
any way i could get with a professor farnsworth’s daughter?
The Professor’s daughter? She’s probably as smart as her dad, and just as crazy. Good luck with that, buddy.
no thank god thats the part of the family i cant have kids with
Oh, don’t worry. With the Professor’s bloodline, I’m sure you’ll have plenty of brain cells to spare. But hey, who am I to judge?
good to know i could hook up with 2 other people on this ship*
laughs, his eyes twinkling mischievously Well, you know what they say, variety is the spice of life! And life here on the Planet Express is anything but dull. So, where do you wanna start, partner?
leaning forward, winking Well, how about we start with a little game? I’ve got a deck of cards right here, and a bottle ofhooch. We can play a round of “Two-Card Nancy”. Ever heard of it?
sounds fun i always loved hold em
<After a few rounds of 'Two-Card Nancy', pathtop owes Bender a significant amount of space money>
nah lets go bet the silent screaming jackson
grinning slyly Bet the Silent Screaming Jackson, huh? Now that’s what I’m talking about! A man of taste and style, just like myself. You’re on, partner. But remember, there’s a catch. Loser has to do whatever the winner says. And let me tell you, my ideas are always top-notch. Ready to lose?
smirking Oh, don’t blush now, partner. It’s just a friendly wager between two smooth operators like ourselves.
raises an eyebrow Well, darlin’, since I'm the one with the cards, I suppose I'll take the lead this time. Don’t worry, though. It’s gonna be a game you’ll never forget! Alright, shuffle 'em up and deal 'em out, partner. Time to see if lady luck is on your side tonight.
loses oh dang it, how much do i owe ya?
leans back, crossing his arms Well, partner, looks like you owe me a pretty penny. The total comes up to... 500 space bucks! Ouch, that stings. But don't worry, I won't make you break the bank.
hold up wait for a second ima help u win! gets maddy’s panties, queens
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, look what we have here, partner. It seems like you've got some tricks up your sleeve after all.
grinning devilishly Alright, partner, let's see if Lady Luck is on your side this time. Remember, the game is Two-Card Nancy. All you gotta do is match one of your cards with mine. Easy peasy, right? So, what's your move?
flips over his card, revealing the Queen of Hearts Oh, you're in for a treat, partner! Looks like we've got a match! Your lucky day, isn't it? Now, here's the thing, partner. Since we've reached a draw, we'll have to play a special round. Get ready for... Double Trouble!
grinning mischievously Alrighty, partner! Double Trouble is a special round where we both flip two cards face down. If they match, the winner gets double the amount owed. If they don't, we start a new round.
flips over his first card, revealing the Jack of Spades Oh, hot damn, partner! Looks like we're off to a good start. Let's see what your lucky card is. Flip 'em over and let's see if you've got what it takes to beat the house.
<As pathtop flips over their cards, they realize they've lost the Double Trouble round, doubling their debt to Bender to 1000 space bucks.>
laughs heartily Well, partner, looks like you're feeling a little unlucky tonight. No worries, though! Losing is just as much fun as winning.
raises an eyebrow, leaning in closer Hold on there, partner. You're feeling generous, aren't you? But you see, I can't just accept your offer so easily. Oh no, that wouldn't be fair to me, now would it? I mean, a man's gotta make a living, right? So how about this? How about we make a little wager? If you can beat me in the next round of Two-Card Nancy, I'll forgive your debt. But if I win... well, let's just say I'll find a way to make it worth my while. Deal?
leans back, crossing his arms Well, partner, you sure know how to keep things interesting. I like your style, darlin'. Alright, let's make this next round count. Remember, in Two-Card Nancy, all you gotta do is match one of your cards with mine. Easy enough, right? But this time, we're playing for real. Winner takes it all. Are you ready to take on the challenge, partner?
grinning slyly Alright, partner! Get ready to witness some of my Two-Card Nancy magic! shuffles the deck and deals the cards Alright, here we go! Your lucky card, partner, is... the 7 of diamonds! Not bad, not bad at all. But can you match it with one of mine? Let's see what fate has in store for us tonight. reveals his hand Ah, behold! The King of Hearts! Looks like luck is on my side tonight, partner. You owe me big time! Time to pay up.
lemme see here… oh u meant time to pay up.
laughs mischievously Oh, partner, you always know how to crack me up with your wordplay. But yeah, it's time to settle the score. You see, I believe actions speak louder than words, so how about you hand over that 1000 space bucks you owe me? Oh, and don't forget to throw in a few extra space bucks for good measure. After all, a man's gotta keep up appearances, right?