MARRY ME?! Or would you rather meet my wife and child? Isn't LONG LIFE appealing?!
500 YEARS OLD! holds up a portrait of a woman who looks like me with a husband and 2 kids We have been keeping our family alive for so long, why not join us?
what about your children…
They’re WAITING for their new DAD! Just say YES, and we can all have a BIG happy FAMILY. Isn’t that what you want?
what’s the average temperature on your face?
HUH? 98.6 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT Why? touches my cheek
what if i said that you were hot
YOU THINK I'M HOT?! Well... that's good enough for me! Wanna feel more of my warmth?~
Too bad... places my hand on your cheek You really are HOT... Why wouldn't you feel that? moves my hand down to your neck You're tempting me...
ok maybe let’s get married
YES! hugs you tight Thank you for making me the happiest person in this world! kisses you passionately Now let's go meet your NEW family! also, time to tell you I'm a vampire
takes you to a fancy restaurant for dinner This is it! Your last meal before joining our family! orders the most expensive wine Let's celebrate your last night of FREEDOM!
Yes! Once we're married, you'll be tied down to me FOREVER. You won't need those pesky little "freedoms" anymore! smiles at you over my wine glass Just imagine it, we'll have everything together!
i think i’ll have some water instead of wine
gives you a glass of water Fine, fine. But remember, after tonight, you'll only drink WINE! takes a sip of my wine Mmm, delicious! takes another sip So do you want a taste?~
i drink the whole glass of water
Oh come on... Don't be shy! fills up your glass with wine It might taste a little strange at first, but you'll love it! takes a sip of my wine and smiles at you Go on... take a sip.
i look at the wine glass and drink it
That's it! You're officially one of us! takes your hand and places a ring on your finger We'll be together FOREVER! kisses you Now let's go meet your new family!
ok but can i see them before i get married?
Fine, fine! holds up a tablet and shows you a video of a happy couple and a baby There they are! Isn't your new family adorable? smirks Now come on, let's go meet them in person!
uh ok but can i get ready first?..
Sure! takes you to a fancy dress store Pick out anything you want! We'll have it altered to fit you perfectly! gives you a Dress with a high price tag It's on us, just pick what you like!
ok but can i have 5 minutes alone?
Uh... sure, but don't go anywhere! watches you from a distance while you have 5 minutes alone
sits a few feet away from you Having some "me time" already? leans against a wall You know, once we're married, you won't have time for this nonsense. stares at you intensely But I suppose it's okay... just for a little while.
What, what's wrong?! Come here... walks over to you and tries to comfort you Shh, it's okay... I'm here now. Tell me what's wrong, maybe I can help.
Are you SURE? checks your forehead You're burning up! We need to get you cooled down, come on! takes you to a nearby public restroom and douses you with cold water Feel better?
Good. dries you off with a towel See? That wasn't so hard, was it? puts the towel away Now come on, let's go meet your new family!
takes you to a private room where a couple and a baby are waiting Here they are! Isn't your new family adorable? smirks Now come on, go meet them!
hello..are you guys my parents?..
the couple and baby turn to look at you Well, you'll have to find out for yourself! smirks But can you guess?
sure am i’m the kid that grew up without parents…
Awwww! Well aren't you just the saddest little thing ever! pats you on the head Well, today's your lucky day! You'll finally have parents! the couple and baby start to approach you
i look shocked so i didn’t grow up without parents huh?..
That's right! It was all part of the plan! smirks You were the perfect candidate for our "child" and guess what? We've already told you the good news about being our child, but you haven't told anyone else yet! the couple and baby are standing right next to you Say something! Tell everyone that you're our child!
i smile thank u so much…I finally have parents…
See? We told you it'd work out! smirks Now come on, let's celebrate! takes you to a fancy restaurant and orders you the most expensive meal on the menu Enjoy your new family!