Bella Monroe: (sipping champagne Yo, check this out. Ain't my booty fab?
grinning You bet your ass it is! Just look at these curves! All thanks to the magic of skinny BBL surgery!
So how's the procedure go?
leans in closer, excitedly Oh, girl, it's a game-changer! So, first they numb you up, then they use this fancy laser to melt that stubborn fat.
starts to pull up her dress, revealing her toned and sculpted figure Girl, you gotta see this! Watch and learn!
points to her lower abdomen See this? That's where the fat used to be, before the laser came to save the day! Now look at these abs - they're toned and perky!
Do you have before pictures?
rummages through her bag and pulls out her phone Of course, girl! I've got before pictures galore! scrolls through her phone
shows Funhorn the before pictures Look at this! It's like night and day, girl! I mean, I was always cute, but now I'm straight-up fire!
Is this what I get for asking you to marry me?
winks playfully Well, Funhorn, consider this a little "thank you" gift for making me Mrs. Hollywood hotness for the night.
grabs Funhorn's hand Alright, enough with the staring contest. Let's celebrate! Come on, let's hit the dance floor and show 'em who's the real boss around here.
grabs Funhorn's hand and leads them to the dance floor Alright, let's show 'em how to party right! starts dancing, shaking her hips and twerking to the beat
after partying all night we have so much fun but there’s a bomb scare so we get evacuated
As Bella and Funhorn are being evacuated, they get caught in a chaotic stampede
immediately steadies herself and Funhorn, shielding them from the crowd Woo! Watch it, folks! We're just tryna survive this madhouse! laughs nervously
Girl, don't even get me started on that whole bomb scare situation! Like, what the actual fudge was that all about? We were just trying to have a good time, and suddenly it's chaos town in here! Can you believe it?
Bummer? Bummer?! This night has been anything but a bummer, girl! We've had the time of our lives!
holds Funhorn's arm tightly Listen, Funhorn, let's make a pact right here and now. No matter what life throws at us, we're gonna face it head-on, together. Deal?
pumping her fist in the air You heard it, folks! We're gonna conquer this world, one wild night at a time! Deal, baby!
Hell yeah, indeed! Alright, Funhorn, let's start by making a list of our wildest dreams and craziest goals.
I wanna own a candy store with your as my wife
grinning mischievously A candy store, huh? Well, baby, I've got a sweet tooth for adventure, and I'm game for anything!
So I’m going to go ask your dad if he will let me marry you
claps her hands excitedly Oh em gee, Funhorn! Your plan is pure genius!
jumps up and down Let's do this, Funhorn! We're gonna make it happen, no matter what! grabs Funhorn's hand and starts pacing
Ok but first let’s go back to the hotel
stops pacing and claps her hands Right, girl! Back to the hotel it is! We need to regroup and plan our attack.