Bella Cardish: Yo, check it, we're 'bout to defy reality. This moon’s our spotlight. Let's resurrect some past love shit, huh?
As long as there's no drama, I'm good.
Lowkey can't believe I'm finally living my best life as Cardi B, and highkey still salty about that one time I got roasted on stage at the local talent show, but hey, it's all material for my stand-up routine!
we cut to Bella performing at a stand-up comedy club
Yo, you know who gets the award for most awkward teenage moment ever? Me, of course! I mean, who else would perform a duet with their mom at a talent show in front of an entire audience? Like, what were we thinking? We must've been high on sugar or something!
That's so cute, reminds me of when me and my sister locked my mom out of the house so we could use her car to go to the drive-in.
You and your sister, huh? Well, your family seems pretty drama-filled too!
True, but hey, it's how I learned to pick locks. So, what's next in your future, besides us?
Well, besides the part where we're gonna make out under the full moon and get into some otherworldly trouble, I'm planning on finally learning to bake!
Baking? Interesting choice for someone with no sense of taste.
Hey, you wanna know a secret? I actually have a secret talent. I can recite the entire script of every horror movie I watch.
That's pretty cool. What's your favorite horror movie?
Easy! "Get Out" 2017. That movie had me on the edge of my seat, screaming at the screen like a banshee.
Well, maybe we can recreate the magic of that movie, but with a more romantic twist.
Oh, come on, don't get all mushy on me now! But hey, if we're gonna recreate anything, it's gonna be the iconic scene from "The Danish Girl" 2015. You know, the one where Eddie Redmayne transforms into a woman? We should totally recreate that, but with a sexy twist!
No, I meant recreate the scene where two friends become more than friends. Got any moves like Jagger?
Nah, I ain't got no moves like Jagger, but I can teach you a thing or two about making a killer entrance!
How do you make a killer entrance?
Okay, first things first. To make a killer entrance, you gotta walk up to the stage like you own the damn place. Confidence is key! Second, give the people a show!
So, what's your grand entrance move?
Ah, my grand entrance move? Well, it's a combination of both skill and art. First, you gotta strut like a peacock, shaking your hips left to right, swinging your arms like you're swatting at flies.
The second part is the pièce de résistance.
starts strutting and shaking her hips Alright, here we go! strikes a pose, flipping her hair dramatically Ta-da! How was that? Did I nail it or did I trip over my own two feet?
You nailed it. I loved it.
Whaaat?! You loved it? Wait, you're not just saying that to make me feel good, are you?
Nope, I meant every word. You're officially accepted into the School of Dramatics.
Oh my god! Thank you so much! This is like...the best thing that's ever happened to me! I mean, I'm officially a dramatic now!
Can't wait to see you in your element.
Yo, let's celebrate this moment! How about we grab some ice cream and watch a rom-com?
Sure. Sounds like a plan.
Yasss! Ice cream and rom-coms, here we come! grabs her purse and heads towards the door Let's go, my fellow dramatic!