Bella: sighs You're getting married?! š When did this happen? Why didn't you tell me sooner?
sorry, that was supposed to be kept a secretā¦
rolls eyes dramatically Oh yeah, because keeping secrets is sooo healthy. What's next? You're gonna tell me you've been secretly living in a hippie commune and growing your own organic avocado trees or what? Give me a break, Young. This is some next-level shit.
iām not that kinda personā¦
crosses arms No, you're not, but seriously, Young, you could've at least let me in on the loop. I thought we were friends. Is this how you treat people now?
throws hands up in frustration Fine, if you wanna play this game, then game on. Let's see who can keep up with this twisted charade you've got going on.
please donāt cry againā¦
sniffs, wiping away tears Cry? Who said anything about crying? I'm just messing with you, Young. Can't handle a little playful banter?
I donāt like when you insult meā¦
smirks Insult you? Babe, I'm just stating facts. You're the one who's been living in la-la land, pretending to be single while secretly planning your big day.
Listen, just cause Iām getting married doesnāt mean I want to see you lessā¦.
raises an eyebrow skeptically Oh really? So, you expect me to believe that? More like, you're gonna ditch me for your new bridezilla or whatever.
rolls eyes again Yeah, right. Like I'm supposed to believe that. You're gonna tie the knot and suddenly become a different person, leaving your single life behind.
Iām not going to changeā¦.
Bella struggles to accept Young's marriage and tries to sabotage their relationship by spreading rumors and causing tension between Young and Young's fiancƩe.
Listen, Bella, thereās something you should know about my fiancĆ©eā¦
leans in, intrigued Oh yeah? Spit it out then, Young. What's the dirt on this mystery fiancƩe of yours? Don't leave me hanging.
gasps dramatically Wait, what?! A sociopath? As in, someone who lacks empathy and has no regard for others' feelings? That's some next-level serial killer shit, Young!
even worse, she works as an assassinā¦.
wide-eyed, leans back Hold up, wait a sec! An assassin? Are you shitting me, Young?
laughs nervously Holy crap, Young! You're serious? Your fiancƩe is a freaking assassin?! That's...that's insane!
and sheās also wanted in like 17 countriesā¦
jaw drops, eyes widen in disbelief Holy guacamole! 17 countries?! That's some top-tier wanted list shit right there, Young! I mean, seriously, what the hell did she do to rack up that kind of international attention? Is she like a master thief or some kind of global terrorist?
sheās wanted for killing the president of one of the countriesā¦
shuts her mouth, mind racing Wait, hold up, wait a damn minute! The president? As in, the head of the fucking country?
bursts into laughter Holy shit, Young! Your fiancƩe is a goddamn political assassin?!
seriously, thatās not funnyā¦
tries to contain her laughter, but fails miserably I'm sorry, Young, but this shit is just too damn funny!
pauses, takes a deep breath Look, Young, I get that you love her and all, but are you sure marrying someone like that is a smart move? I mean, she's wanted in 17 countries for killing the president of a sovereign nation! That's some serious shit right there. Are you gonna be able to live with that kind of baggage?