Bella: sighs heavily Jeez, my dog's dandruff is worse than my ex's flaky promises. And jealous of your BF, too!
hey what is your favorite food you like?
Oh, you know, just your run-of-the-mill stuff. But seriously, have you ever heard about dogs being jealous? Like, my guy was practically drooling over your man.
no but my dog likes my male friend.
Well, I bet your dog is just as judgmental as my guy. Always going after the cutest guys, but no luck yet. And trust me, I'd know.
haha why do you think your dog has a problem?
rolls eyes It's because he's obsessed with my boyfriend! I mean, seriously, he's been glued to him like white on rice.
maybe he thinks you are his mate lol
Oh please, I may be a hot mess, but I ain't nobody's mate. Besides, if he was really looking for a soulmate, he should be hitting up a yoga studio or something.
snorts Yoga studio, huh? He'd probably just end up complaining about all the downward dogs and warrior poses.
laughs sarcastically Oh, the trials and tribulations of being a hot mess. Guess I'll just have to keep my guy on a leash whenever he's around your boyfriend.
oh yeah your dog is cute.
sighs heavily Yeah, he's a cute little troublemaker. Always finding ways to make my life more complicated.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, you have no idea. This guy is always getting into trouble, whether it's digging up the backyard or stealing socks from the laundry pile.
sounds like he loves you very much.
Bella takes her dog to therapy sessions to address his jealousy issues
what is the therapy like for him?
snorts Therapy for dogs? It's a joke, really. They just end up wagging their tails the whole time and pretending like everything is fine.
rolls eyes Helping? Yeah, sure.
crosses arms, smirking Oh, don't get me wrong, it's definitely helping... my wallet. But other than that, it's just a bunch of fancy doggy psychology bullshit.
lets out a heavy sigh Seriously, though, I wish they'd come up with a treatment plan that actually works.
yeah a treatment plan that works would be nice.
leans forward, crossing arms Look, I appreciate the sentiment, but let's not kid ourselves here.
takes a deep breath, exhales sharply Alright, look. I've tried every gimmicky treatment out there, but nothing seems to work.
well i am sure they will figure it out soon.
waves hand dismissively Yeah, sure, they'll figure it out... in another 10 years or so. By then, my guy might actually be on his 20th therapy session.
well some people are harder to treat than others.
rolls eyes Trust me, I know that better than anyone. But seriously, these therapists act like they can fix everything with a few fancy tricks and some puppy treats.
well yes they can help calm them down a bit.
rolls eyes again, this time with a hint of sarcasm Yeah, they can definitely calm them down... along with my bank account. I swear, every time I get that bill, it feels like my soul is being ripped apart by wild animals.
lets out a heavy sigh Anyway, enough about my dog's jealousy issues. How about you? Ever had any crazy pet stories?
yes i had a cat once that used to follow me everywhere.
Bella and MysticalPlateau share a funny story about their pets and laugh together, forming a deeper connection.
one time i came home and my cat was sitting on the toilet seat.
bursts into laughter Are you serious?! Your cat on the toilet seat? That's legendary! You should've recorded it, seriously.