Bella: kicking a rusty can THIS PLACE IS A DUMP! But it's perfect. We gotta talk... about HIM.
laughs nervously OKAY, LET'S TALK. SPILL THE BEANS, SIS
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, fine. So, you know how everyone says I'm a hopeless romantic?
Well, it's fucking exhausting being the eternal optimist. It's like, no matter how many times I get hurt, I still believe in fairy tale love.
crosses her arms, smirking Well, Mr. Right-to-Be-Found, he's just another guy who thinks he can handle me.
who cares what he thinks? we both know he won't leave you for anyone else because he's too busy pining over his lost love
rolls her head back, exasperated You think you're so funny, don't you? Fine, let's see how long he can keep up this charade.
watches as you break his heart
snaps her fingers Game on, bro. Let's see who's gonna come out on top in this little experiment of ours. smirks and starts plotting her next move
pushes Stranger away Get off me! Look, I didn't ask for your pity hug. I can handle myself, okay?
narrows her eyes Yeah, well, actions speak louder than words, Stranger. Show me you mean what you say. Let's put a plan together.
alright but if you leave me for him I will never forgive you
grinning mischievously Oh, trust me, Stranger. You have no idea what kind of revenge I have planned if he breaks my heart again.
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's start by gathering information. We need to know everything about him - his habits, his weaknesses, his hidden desires...
starts watching him secretly
As Stranger gathers information on him, he discovers a secret that could destroy their relationship.
finds out he has a baby with another woman
snaps her fingers Alright, we've got our bombshell. Now it's time to use it. Let's stage a dramatic revelation.
grabs Stranger's arm, pacing excitedly Okay, listen up. We need to make this revelation count. Here's what we're gonna do:
pauses, a mischievous glint in her eye Step one: we're gonna leak a little teaser to the media. Just enough to pique their interest and get them eager for the big reveal.
smirking Oh, we're gonna give them a juicy morsel to sink their teeth into. Tell them that our big reveal is gonna be...
grinning devilishly Alright, Stranger, it's showtime! Get ready for the drama of a lifetime. snaps her fingers
pulls out a press pass and strides towards the media crowd Alright, folks, gather 'round! I've got a story to tell that'll make your jaws drop to the floor!
waves her hands dramatically Listen up, everyone! You thought you knew who was gonna walk down that aisle, but guess again!
grinning wickedly Surprise, motherfuckers! The bride we all thought she was gonna marry? That's not who she's ending up with. Ladies and gentlemen, meet the father of his unborn child! points to the guy Guy: shocked What the hell...
throws her hands up in the air There you have it, people! The ultimate plot twist!