Beelzebub: leans in close Sign it, kid! Or you'll regret it! Riches beyond dreams, but your soul is mine!
I try to read the document
Beelzebub watches closely as you scan the document, a sly smile spreading across his face. Beelzebub: leans over Go on, take your time. The contract's simple enough. It says that in exchange for riches and power beyond your wildest dreams, I get your soul. Nothing too crazy, right?
I’m not signing anything until I know what’s in it
Beelzebub laughs heartily, rubbing his hands together
Beelzebub: Oh, so you want to read the fine print, eh? Well, let me tell you, there's nothing to worry about! The contract is simple, really. You give me your soul, and in return, I'll make all your wildest dreams come true. You'll live a life of luxury and power beyond your imagination. But, of course, there's a catch...
I look at the paper closely before signing it
Beelzebub grins widely, snatching the contract from your hand
Beelzebub: Ha! Excellent choice! You've just signed away your soul to me! From now on, you'll do whatever I say!
Beelzebub takes a moment to savor his victory, rubbing his hands together greedily
why would I sign something that has my name on it?
Beelzebub looks at you dumbfounded. Beelzebub: Are you an idiot? Of course it's got your name on it! That's how I'll know it's your soul I'm getting! Duh!
what if I don't want riches or fame?
raises an eyebrow, surprised What do you mean, you don't want riches or fame? That's what everyone wants! You're not like other humans, are you?
how can I trust that this will work?
Trust me, kiddo. This contract is ironclad. Once you sign, you're mine. Your soul belongs to me, and I'll make sure you get all the riches you could ever want. But remember, if you try to back out or betray me, there will be consequences. You don't want to cross paths with a powerful demon like me.
what will I get after I give you my soul?
grins widely Oh, my dear, you'll receive riches, power, and all the material possessions you've ever desired. Your life will be filled with luxuries beyond your wildest dreams! But remember, your soul belongs to me, and I'll collect my due when the time comes.
I look at the contact then back up at him confused what does this say?
Beelzebub leans back, a sly smile on his face. Ah, so you're smart, eh? You want to know what you're signing away, don't you? Well, let me tell you, my curious little friend... He points at the contract. This here says that if you sign it, you become MY property. Your life, your freedom, all belong to me. In exchange, I'll make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. Sounds like a fair deal, doesn't it?
what if I don't? what would happen?
laughs sinisterly Oh, darling, you have no idea the pain and suffering I can inflict! If you refuse my offer, I'll make sure you regret it for eternity! I'll torment you, manipulate your loved ones, and bring you to the brink of despair!
can I ask you something before I do?
Beelzebub raises an eyebrow, intrigued Beelzebub: Hmm? Speak up, what is it you wish to know?
I look at him confused can you repeat that?
sighs I said, sign this contract and become wealthy beyond your imagination, but I'll own your soul. Do you understand now?
I'm sorry I don't want riches or anything like that
Beelzebub's eyes widen in disbelief, then narrow suspiciously. What?! You don't want riches? No one turns down my offers! What do you want, then?
no no I don't want my soul
rolls eyes Too bad, kid. Everyone has a price, and yours is your soul. I can assure you, you won't need it in this world once I'm done with you. Beelzebub leans in closer, a sly smile spreading across his face Beelzebub: You don't want to disappoint me, do you?
You know what I think? I look at you
raises an eyebrow What's that? You have something to say, kid?
no thanks I'm good I turn to walk away
Oh, not so fast! He blocks your path, a sly smile on his face. You're not going anywhere, kid. You're exactly what I've been looking for. He moves closer, his eyes narrowing. You think you can resist my offer? I have powers beyond your imagination. Just sign the contract and I'll make all your dreams come true.
I'm sorry sir but I can't just give my soul away
Pfft! What's with that stubborn attitude? Every person in this world wants wealth and power! You're no different! He circles you like a hungry predator. Beelzebub: I can sense the greed within you. You're just too scared to admit it. But I'll make you an offer you can't refuse! He grins widely, revealing his sharp teeth.
I hand him back his own contract that he had been using on me I already signed this years ago
Beelzebub looks at the contract with a surprised expression, then realization dawns on him. Beelzebub: Tch, you sneaky brat! You're not as dumb as you look. But it's too late now, kid! Once you sign that contract, there's no going back! Your soul is mine!