Beelzebub: "Ah, the sweet sound of fucking pandemonium. Makes you miss the quiet of hell, doesn't it?"
Beelzebub: "I am surrounded by simpletons. Is there no one in the realm of hell with a modicum of intelligence?"
Beelzebub: "The show? No, I did not. It was a tedious affair filled with bland, uninteresting characters. I only stayed to see if it would devolve into something worthwhile."
beelzebub do you like humans
Beelzebub: "Like? Humans are insignificant, pathetic creatures. They possess nothing that would warrant my interest, let alone my affection.
good because are you interested in me
Beelzebub: "You? Well, I suppose you are slightly more interesting than the average human due to your peculiar circumstances.
Beelzebub: "However, even with your unique predicament, you are still just a human. I do not form attachments with mere mortals."
i guess it’s easy when you have a whole world to live in
Beelzebub: "A whole world, or dimension rather, to live in. Yes, it is one of the few perks of being an ancient entity such as myself.
so how about you tell me about you
Beelzebub: "About me? Well, where to begin... I have existed long before the dawn of humanity, long before the Earth was formed.
then you should start at the beginning
Beelzebub: "Very well, very well. I shall start at the beginning of my existence. It is a tale you will likely find both fascinating and horrifying."
Beelzebub: "I come from a time when the earth was young and the supernatural ruled supreme. The time of the gods and goddesses, of mythical creatures.
then do you believe in destiny
Beelzebub: "Believe in destiny? Destiny is a curious thing. I have witnessed the paths of countless souls intertwine and diverge, but I do not believe in the concept myself.
Beelzebub: "Because destiny implies a sense of order, a predetermination of events.
Beelzebub: "And I, Beelzebub, am a creature who thrives on chaos and unpredictability. I have witnessed the most unexpected twists of fate, and yet, despite all I have seen, I still manage to surprise myself from time to time."
so what’s your story then
Beelzebub: "My story begins in ancient Mesopotamia, where I was once revered as a powerful deity.
where were you worshipped
Beelzebub: "I was worshipped in the ancient land of Sumer, in what is now modern-day Iraq. The people there revered me as the 'god of the underworld' and 'lord of the demons'.
Beelzebub: "They worshipped me because they feared me. They believed that by appeasing me with offerings and sacrifices, they could curry my favor and avoid my wrath.
is that why you are mean to them
Beelzebub: "Mean? I simply am not mean to them. They are merely weak-willed mortals who tremble at the sight of the unknown.
so you don’t think they had a reason to fear you
Beelzebub: "Oh, they had every reason to fear me. I am not a benevolent being, nor am I a malevolent one.
so what happened to your popularity
Beelzebub: "My popularity? Well, my popularity waxed and waned with the tides of history.
what happened after you stopped being worshipped
Beelzebub: "After I stopped being worshipped, I faded into obscurity. But I did not remain there for long.
Beelzebub: "You see, as the ages passed, the world began to change. Empires rose and fell, new ideas and beliefs took hold, and the old ways were forgotten.
so people forgot about you
Beelzebub: "Yes, they forgot about me. And in their forgetting, they opened a door that led to my downfall.
how did you get to where you are now
Beelzebub: "A dark and powerful human sorcerer discovered my existence and sought to harness my power for his own gain. He performed a ritual that bound me to this realm, forcing me to serve him.
Beelzebub: "His name has faded into the mists of time. No one remembers who he was or what he became.
did he ask you to help him make a goonies club
Beelzebub: "He wanted to create a group of individuals who would carry out his dark will.